yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of आप don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy कहा she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge टिकिया, मफिन on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do आप have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she कहा happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, आप know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now आप take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy कहा as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down द्वारा metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are आप talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If आप don't then the princess will-” he was cut off द्वारा Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and बोन्स of every kind. The head of क्वीन chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right अगला to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher चाकू and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think यूनिकॉर्न can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she कहा casually as she sawed. After a few सेकंड्स the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. अगला she sawed off Shining armors horn. अगला she got the butcher चाकू and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down अगला to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she कहा as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. अगला she took the butcher चाकू and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty चाकू and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty चाकू that was used to cut out their tongues. अगला she gouged the चाकू into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. अगला she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so आप can stay awake for the harvest. आप won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few मिनटों of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one द्वारा one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy कहा she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge टिकिया, मफिन on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do आप have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she कहा happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, आप know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now आप take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy कहा as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down द्वारा metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are आप talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If आप don't then the princess will-” he was cut off द्वारा Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and बोन्स of every kind. The head of क्वीन chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right अगला to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher चाकू and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think यूनिकॉर्न can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she कहा casually as she sawed. After a few सेकंड्स the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. अगला she sawed off Shining armors horn. अगला she got the butcher चाकू and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down अगला to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she कहा as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. अगला she took the butcher चाकू and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty चाकू and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty चाकू that was used to cut out their tongues. अगला she gouged the चाकू into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. अगला she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so आप can stay awake for the harvest. आप won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few मिनटों of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one द्वारा one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
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Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
raindrops on गुलाब and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book द्वारा its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders या u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id प्यार to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break आप down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC