Hello there. Here is a सूची about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something आप should do, making it 9 आप shouldn't)

Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse या human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*

6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace

Bob: YYYOOOUUU SSSHHHAAALLLLLL DDDIIIEEE OOOPPPPPPOOONNNEEENNNTTT!!!
Opponent: Goddamn it why are आप so slow *kills*

7. Don't bring a sword ._.

Bob: Haha! I have a sword!
Opponent: swords do nothing! *destroy sword and kills Bob again*

8. Don't use your lightsaber like a little kid

Bob: WHEEEE! *flings lightsaber around*
Opponent: stop being so dumb *once again kills bob*

9. Don't use the force because there's a risk that it won't work.

THE FORCE!!!! ... Why isn't it working?
Opponent: आप know what happens *kills*

10. Don't use a feebile wooden block as a shield

Bob: आप won't get past my shield! :D
Opponent: *slices block in half* आप know what? I'm tired of killing आप so I'll just let आप free this time.

The End
































No Bobs were harmed in the making of this article.