Hello there. Here is a सूची about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D
1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down
Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:
2. Never play with your lightsaber
Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!
3. Never get distracted during the battle
Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D
4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber
Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*
5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something आप should do, making it 9 आप shouldn't)
Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse या human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*
6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace
Bob: YYYOOOUUU SSSHHHAAALLLLLL DDDIIIEEE OOOPPPPPPOOONNNEEENNNTTT!!!
Opponent: Goddamn it why are आप so slow *kills*
7. Don't bring a sword ._.
Bob: Haha! I have a sword!
Opponent: swords do nothing! *destroy sword and kills Bob again*
8. Don't use your lightsaber like a little kid
Bob: WHEEEE! *flings lightsaber around*
Opponent: stop being so dumb *once again kills bob*
9. Don't use the force because there's a risk that it won't work.
THE FORCE!!!! ... Why isn't it working?
Opponent: आप know what happens *kills*
10. Don't use a feebile wooden block as a shield
Bob: आप won't get past my shield! :D
Opponent: *slices block in half* आप know what? I'm tired of killing आप so I'll just let आप free this time.
The End
No Bobs were harmed in the making of this article.
1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down
Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:
2. Never play with your lightsaber
Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!
3. Never get distracted during the battle
Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D
4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber
Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*
5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something आप should do, making it 9 आप shouldn't)
Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse या human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*
6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace
Bob: YYYOOOUUU SSSHHHAAALLLLLL DDDIIIEEE OOOPPPPPPOOONNNEEENNNTTT!!!
Opponent: Goddamn it why are आप so slow *kills*
7. Don't bring a sword ._.
Bob: Haha! I have a sword!
Opponent: swords do nothing! *destroy sword and kills Bob again*
8. Don't use your lightsaber like a little kid
Bob: WHEEEE! *flings lightsaber around*
Opponent: stop being so dumb *once again kills bob*
9. Don't use the force because there's a risk that it won't work.
THE FORCE!!!! ... Why isn't it working?
Opponent: आप know what happens *kills*
10. Don't use a feebile wooden block as a shield
Bob: आप won't get past my shield! :D
Opponent: *slices block in half* आप know what? I'm tired of killing आप so I'll just let आप free this time.
The End
No Bobs were harmed in the making of this article.