1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants आप to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her फ्रेंड्स while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever आप want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if आप find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with आप whether she wants to या not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if आप have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are और important than her.
4. She needs to get आप खाना while आप sit and do whatever आप want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her नितंब, गधा and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that आप प्यार her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. हटाइए somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants आप to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her फ्रेंड्स while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever आप want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if आप find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with आप whether she wants to या not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if आप have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
