1.The 'poke' button on फेसबुक is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't आप hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin हुड, डाकू was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when आप swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares आप to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the दिन is FOCUS,
when someone irritates आप tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I एक प्रकार का जहाज़ आप upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have आप ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because आप were laughing for no reason?
I प्यार those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it और as 'intense research' on one individual
~ द्वारा the way, your missing मौज़ा, जुर्राब is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian एंजल is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the अगला few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so आप know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if आप see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
आप पढ़ना my status आप stalker!
26.This साल I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs आप see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we प्यार our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's और fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I प्यार to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. आप were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do आप ever find yourself really bored so आप go on फेसबुक
yet आप find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number द्वारा 5. Add 20. Did आप get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if आप would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But आप will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days पूर्व I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't आप judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and आप don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked द्वारा the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and डायनासोर and यूनिकॉर्न that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have आप ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring या take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick आप out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices आप missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole पंच and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I प्यार my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read आप making am i why exactly is that, never? आप to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare आप to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my फ्रेंड्स and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell आप just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't आप hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin हुड, डाकू was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when आप swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares आप to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the दिन is FOCUS,
when someone irritates आप tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I एक प्रकार का जहाज़ आप upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have आप ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because आप were laughing for no reason?
I प्यार those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it और as 'intense research' on one individual
~ द्वारा the way, your missing मौज़ा, जुर्राब is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian एंजल is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the अगला few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so आप know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if आप see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
आप पढ़ना my status आप stalker!
26.This साल I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs आप see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we प्यार our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's और fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I प्यार to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. आप were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do आप ever find yourself really bored so आप go on फेसबुक
yet आप find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number द्वारा 5. Add 20. Did आप get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if आप would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But आप will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days पूर्व I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't आप judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and आप don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked द्वारा the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and डायनासोर and यूनिकॉर्न that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have आप ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring या take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick आप out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices आप missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole पंच and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I प्यार my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read आप making am i why exactly is that, never? आप to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare आप to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my फ्रेंड्स and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell आप just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
Not a प्रशंसक but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a प्रशंसक but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys या something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball या swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball या swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy आप get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a मौज़ा, जुर्राब with pennies, and then demand all of the खाना using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a बिना सोचे समझे person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos या baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as आप can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's खाना when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about बिना सोचे समझे things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a मौज़ा, जुर्राब with pennies, and then demand all of the खाना using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a बिना सोचे समझे person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos या baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as आप can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's खाना when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about बिना सोचे समझे things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was रोटी on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is रोटी on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the रोटी is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and या eat the रोटी that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the रोटी off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the रोटी that is on yer head so u can on living without रोटी on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the रोटी that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating रोटी it is so if i tell u that there is रोटी on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of रोटी on yer head
The Cabin
I HOPE आप ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
आप can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
आप can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
