1.The 'poke' button on फेसबुक is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't आप hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin हुड, डाकू was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when आप swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares आप to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the दिन is FOCUS,
when someone irritates आप tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I एक प्रकार का जहाज़ आप upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have आप ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because आप were laughing for no reason?
I प्यार those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it और as 'intense research' on one individual
~ द्वारा the way, your missing मौज़ा, जुर्राब is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian एंजल is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the अगला few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so आप know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if आप see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
आप पढ़ना my status आप stalker!
26.This साल I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs आप see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we प्यार our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's और fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I प्यार to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. आप were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do आप ever find yourself really bored so आप go on फेसबुक
yet आप find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number द्वारा 5. Add 20. Did आप get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if आप would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But आप will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days पूर्व I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't आप judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and आप don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked द्वारा the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and डायनासोर and यूनिकॉर्न that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have आप ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring या take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick आप out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices आप missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole पंच and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I प्यार my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read आप making am i why exactly is that, never? आप to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare आप to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my फ्रेंड्स and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell आप just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't आप hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin हुड, डाकू was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when आप swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares आप to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the दिन is FOCUS,
when someone irritates आप tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I एक प्रकार का जहाज़ आप upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have आप ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because आप were laughing for no reason?
I प्यार those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it और as 'intense research' on one individual
~ द्वारा the way, your missing मौज़ा, जुर्राब is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian एंजल is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the अगला few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so आप know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if आप see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
आप पढ़ना my status आप stalker!
26.This साल I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs आप see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we प्यार our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's और fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I प्यार to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. आप were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do आप ever find yourself really bored so आप go on फेसबुक
yet आप find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number द्वारा 5. Add 20. Did आप get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if आप would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But आप will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days पूर्व I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't आप judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and आप don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked द्वारा the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and डायनासोर and यूनिकॉर्न that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have आप ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring या take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick आप out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices आप missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole पंच and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I प्यार my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read आप making am i why exactly is that, never? आप to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare आप to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my फ्रेंड्स and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell आप just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, या added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
continue reading...
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming या seem polite. या he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, या worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear और of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? या simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a मिनट then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
