what will आप do if i slap आप for no reason?

Slap आप back

Use my MMA tactics on you. What else?

I'd break your face mate

Dood, आप probably don't want to, I have a terrible temper and I'm always packing.

i would slap u back, just like if someone at school kicks me i kick them back

slap आप right back

पंच आप in the nose probably. Unless its some weak नितंब, गधा slap, then I guess I'll just ignore it.

Punch/slap you. या if it's extremely weak. Laugh at you,insult आप and then ignore it. If आप attempt to do it again i'll grab आप hand to stop आप from slapping me.

Damn everybody be answering they'd retaliate back या smth :v

I'm p weak physically so i have my ways when dealing w/ these things.
I'd either yell out "sexual harassment" if it's in public या just use some pepper spray if no one's around.

After आप slap, I would ask "what was that for and then ask I'd there anything आप want to talk about?"

Sir, at first, let me begin द्वारा saying that I shall wash my face and then followed by, simply percuss your balls with full strength.