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Gargamel was in his lair. He was upset at his constant failures to capture the smurfs. Gargamel कहा "Don't worry my pets. I know I have failed a few times recently, but I have a plan that will get me every single smurf." Azrael the cat and Monty the bird didn't believe Gargamel.
There was a knock on the door. Gargamel कहा "I have hired a professional who help me win this time. Ha, ha, ha." Gargamel opened the door.
The Joker कहा "Hi. आप took so long to answer the door that your name should be Gargasnail. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Hello Mr. Joker. I have heard good things about you. I hear आप are the clown prince of climb."
The Joker कहा "I'm the clown prince of crime आप dum dum bald headed freak." Azrael and Monty laughed.
Gargamel कहा "I need your help."
The Joker looked at Gargamel's outfit and कहा "What आप need is a fashion advisor. Even the Riddler has a better costume than you. Ha, ha, ha!" Azrael and Monty kept laughing.
Gargamel frowned and कहा "That's enough cheap jokes."
The Joker कहा "Okay. Then pay me for expensive jokes. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel angrily कहा "I need आप to kidnap the smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry Mr. Winchell या whatever your name is. I'll capture the smurfs. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Do आप have to laugh after everything आप say?"
The Joker कहा "I guess I wouldn't have to if I wasn't so amazingly funny. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Finding the smurfs can be hard."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry. I bribed Jokey Smurf with joke books. He gave me a map to where every single smurf lives."
Gargamel and the Joker started following the map.
Meanwhile Smurfette was mad at Jokey Smurf for giving a map of the village to the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I'm worried that the villain that got the map might come after us."
Smurf Blossom कहा "Don't worry Smurfette. The only person who is obsessed with getting us is the wizard dude. I'm sure that this other villain has a life."
Meanwhile the Joker कहा "I'm glad that I don't have a life. Spending my time pranking is far और rewarding. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel looked around and noticed that he was far away from where he thought Smurf Village was. कहा "Joker I think we're going a wrong way."
The Joker कहा "Oh. This is a 2 sided map. We accidentally used the side of the map that leads to the nearest garbage dump. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "We will get the smurfs after we खरीडिए in the garbage dump."
The Joker कहा "You are 1 big weirdo. I enjoy that. Ha, ha, ha!"
2 hours later Gargamel and the Joker got to Smurf Village.
Smurfette कहा "Oh no. It's Gargamel and someone new."
The Joker कहा "New? I was created in 1940. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette walked up to the Joker and कहा "You better not try to do anything evil आप wise guy."
The Joker कहा "You expect me to afraid of a short fool like you? आप probably think I'm crazy and if so you're right. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette कहा "I won't let आप hurt my fellow smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Oh be quiet आप brat. I'm the most dangerous villain in all of DC. Ha, ha, ha!"
Brainy Smurf कहा "Technically Darkseid is और dangerous."
The Joker कहा "Technically I don't give a care. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker stomped Brainy Smurf's house.
Brainy कहा "My पुस्तकें got destroyed." The other male smurfs celebrated.
The Joker looked at the smurfs and कहा "Why don't आप fellas wear shirts? I suppose this is why your films aren't rated G. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Joker please no और jokes until आप actually got the smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Whatever आप medicare wizard. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette kicked the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I may be small, but I can beat आप up आप cheap comedian."
The Joker कहा "Cheap comedian? I'm the Cesar Romero of comedians. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurf Blossom कहा "Who's Cesar Romero?"
The Joker कहा "He was a surfer. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette took off Joker's shoes and threw the shoes at the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I'm sure that hurt."
The Joker कहा "Well it appears I'll have to increase my evilness. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker stepped on Smurf Blossom.
Smurfette कहा "Don't आप dare hurt my best friend."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry Ms. Lovato या whatever your name is. I will give your best friend my best beating. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette punched Joker really hard. Smurfette कहा "I will keep battling आप until आप give up."
The Joker कहा "I will never give up. Ha, ha, ha!"
5 मिनटों of battling later the Joker कहा "I give up. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel nervously कहा "But I need the smurfs. Why would आप give up?"
The Joker कहा "That blonde haired cutie is even stronger than Batman. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette was surprised to be compared to Batman. She कहा "Am I really that strong?"
The Joker कहा "You could defeat बैटमैन and his lame sidekicks द्वारा yourself. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker ran away.
Smurfette कहा "Papa Smurf I don't get how I'm so strong."
Papa Smurf कहा "Your strongest quality is your heart. When your best friend was in danger आप had the दिल and dedication to save Smurf Blossom."
Smurf Blossom hugged Smurfette and कहा "You have the power that बैटमैन lacks: a heart."
बैटमैन walked द्वारा and कहा "Do आप think I'm a heartless troublemaker?"
Smurf Blossom कहा "Sometimes."
बैटमैन कहा "I'm going to go to destroy Superman. Ha, ha ... um bye."
Gargamel was in his lair. He was upset at his constant failures to capture the smurfs. Gargamel कहा "Don't worry my pets. I know I have failed a few times recently, but I have a plan that will get me every single smurf." Azrael the cat and Monty the bird didn't believe Gargamel.
There was a knock on the door. Gargamel कहा "I have hired a professional who help me win this time. Ha, ha, ha." Gargamel opened the door.
The Joker कहा "Hi. आप took so long to answer the door that your name should be Gargasnail. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Hello Mr. Joker. I have heard good things about you. I hear आप are the clown prince of climb."
The Joker कहा "I'm the clown prince of crime आप dum dum bald headed freak." Azrael and Monty laughed.
Gargamel कहा "I need your help."
The Joker looked at Gargamel's outfit and कहा "What आप need is a fashion advisor. Even the Riddler has a better costume than you. Ha, ha, ha!" Azrael and Monty kept laughing.
Gargamel frowned and कहा "That's enough cheap jokes."
The Joker कहा "Okay. Then pay me for expensive jokes. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel angrily कहा "I need आप to kidnap the smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry Mr. Winchell या whatever your name is. I'll capture the smurfs. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Do आप have to laugh after everything आप say?"
The Joker कहा "I guess I wouldn't have to if I wasn't so amazingly funny. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Finding the smurfs can be hard."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry. I bribed Jokey Smurf with joke books. He gave me a map to where every single smurf lives."
Gargamel and the Joker started following the map.
Meanwhile Smurfette was mad at Jokey Smurf for giving a map of the village to the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I'm worried that the villain that got the map might come after us."
Smurf Blossom कहा "Don't worry Smurfette. The only person who is obsessed with getting us is the wizard dude. I'm sure that this other villain has a life."
Meanwhile the Joker कहा "I'm glad that I don't have a life. Spending my time pranking is far और rewarding. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel looked around and noticed that he was far away from where he thought Smurf Village was. कहा "Joker I think we're going a wrong way."
The Joker कहा "Oh. This is a 2 sided map. We accidentally used the side of the map that leads to the nearest garbage dump. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "We will get the smurfs after we खरीडिए in the garbage dump."
The Joker कहा "You are 1 big weirdo. I enjoy that. Ha, ha, ha!"
2 hours later Gargamel and the Joker got to Smurf Village.
Smurfette कहा "Oh no. It's Gargamel and someone new."
The Joker कहा "New? I was created in 1940. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette walked up to the Joker and कहा "You better not try to do anything evil आप wise guy."
The Joker कहा "You expect me to afraid of a short fool like you? आप probably think I'm crazy and if so you're right. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette कहा "I won't let आप hurt my fellow smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Oh be quiet आप brat. I'm the most dangerous villain in all of DC. Ha, ha, ha!"
Brainy Smurf कहा "Technically Darkseid is और dangerous."
The Joker कहा "Technically I don't give a care. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker stomped Brainy Smurf's house.
Brainy कहा "My पुस्तकें got destroyed." The other male smurfs celebrated.
The Joker looked at the smurfs and कहा "Why don't आप fellas wear shirts? I suppose this is why your films aren't rated G. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel कहा "Joker please no और jokes until आप actually got the smurfs."
The Joker कहा "Whatever आप medicare wizard. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette kicked the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I may be small, but I can beat आप up आप cheap comedian."
The Joker कहा "Cheap comedian? I'm the Cesar Romero of comedians. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurf Blossom कहा "Who's Cesar Romero?"
The Joker कहा "He was a surfer. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette took off Joker's shoes and threw the shoes at the Joker. Smurfette कहा "I'm sure that hurt."
The Joker कहा "Well it appears I'll have to increase my evilness. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker stepped on Smurf Blossom.
Smurfette कहा "Don't आप dare hurt my best friend."
The Joker कहा "Don't worry Ms. Lovato या whatever your name is. I will give your best friend my best beating. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette punched Joker really hard. Smurfette कहा "I will keep battling आप until आप give up."
The Joker कहा "I will never give up. Ha, ha, ha!"
5 मिनटों of battling later the Joker कहा "I give up. Ha, ha, ha!"
Gargamel nervously कहा "But I need the smurfs. Why would आप give up?"
The Joker कहा "That blonde haired cutie is even stronger than Batman. Ha, ha, ha!"
Smurfette was surprised to be compared to Batman. She कहा "Am I really that strong?"
The Joker कहा "You could defeat बैटमैन and his lame sidekicks द्वारा yourself. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker ran away.
Smurfette कहा "Papa Smurf I don't get how I'm so strong."
Papa Smurf कहा "Your strongest quality is your heart. When your best friend was in danger आप had the दिल and dedication to save Smurf Blossom."
Smurf Blossom hugged Smurfette and कहा "You have the power that बैटमैन lacks: a heart."
बैटमैन walked द्वारा and कहा "Do आप think I'm a heartless troublemaker?"
Smurf Blossom कहा "Sometimes."
बैटमैन कहा "I'm going to go to destroy Superman. Ha, ha ... um bye."
“ IKAW “
Lagi kang nasa isip
Kahit sa aking panaginip
Di kita mawaglit
Kahit isang saglit .
Di ko mawari
Kung paano nangyari
Basta bigla na lang kinabahan
Nung kita’y pinagmamasdan .
Inlab na ba ako ?
O sadyang nalilito
Ikaw lagi nakikita
Ng aking mga mata .
Gusto kitang iwasan
Kahit isang beses man lamang
Pero ang tanong ko’y “ Paano naman ?”
Labis na akong naguguluhan .
Sabihin man nilang ito’y kahibangan
Pag-ibig ko’y tila masasayang
Sa isang taong labis kong inasam
Na pawang kathang-isip lamang .
* So , here I am again with my लेखन . hehe
Well , I woke up early this morning and this thoughts came to mind , so decided to write it on my phone . I didn't realize it took me just 10 mins. to finished it . lol
And now , I'm posting it here . Well , I know आप will not understand the words I am लेखन . Sorry ~
But , thank आप for taking time पढ़ना it . / I hope so/ hehe *
Lagi kang nasa isip
Kahit sa aking panaginip
Di kita mawaglit
Kahit isang saglit .
Di ko mawari
Kung paano nangyari
Basta bigla na lang kinabahan
Nung kita’y pinagmamasdan .
Inlab na ba ako ?
O sadyang nalilito
Ikaw lagi nakikita
Ng aking mga mata .
Gusto kitang iwasan
Kahit isang beses man lamang
Pero ang tanong ko’y “ Paano naman ?”
Labis na akong naguguluhan .
Sabihin man nilang ito’y kahibangan
Pag-ibig ko’y tila masasayang
Sa isang taong labis kong inasam
Na pawang kathang-isip lamang .
* So , here I am again with my लेखन . hehe
Well , I woke up early this morning and this thoughts came to mind , so decided to write it on my phone . I didn't realize it took me just 10 mins. to finished it . lol
And now , I'm posting it here . Well , I know आप will not understand the words I am लेखन . Sorry ~
But , thank आप for taking time पढ़ना it . / I hope so/ hehe *