पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर Vending Machine

evviefoxx posted on Apr 11, 2010 at 06:50PM
Yep. It's a vending machine. The rules are simple, you put in a coin and the poster below you tells you some random, hopefully funny thing that pops out for your hard earned cash.

Example:

Me: *puts in coin*
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Random poster below me: You get a kick in the face by Skipper. (You should learn to expect the unexpected)

Random poster below me: *coins*
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Me: You get Bob the pinata.

Etc. Etc...

EDIT: Due to the increasing number of really, really random things (which is something I should have edited a loooong time ago) All things must be POM related.
last edited on Apr 27, 2011 at 08:00AM

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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
You get an Artificial King Julien Crown! (sorry that was all I could think of)

*inserts kowalski's favorite invention*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
laugh
Everyone hit the deck you'll get and explosion!



*Insert a Big fat hippie in there*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना quasomeness said…
You get Rico holding dynamite

*Insets the penguins' TV*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get interrogated by the penguins for stealing their T.V.

*inserts Private's Robot suit*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get Steel Penguin!

*Inserts a fish*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
laugh
You'd get four angry penguins you stole their fish!



"Inserts a flamethrower"
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get burnt to ashes by when accidentally pull the trigger

*inserts the blueprints from the episode brush with danger*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
laugh
You get disco dancing penguins!

*inserts dancing Kowalski*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना candlefairy_13 said…
laugh
You get a disco ball and I keep the dancing Kowalski!

*Inserts a paintbrush*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
laugh
You get Burt taking the paintbrush and using it on your face XD

*inserts Skipper playing skipping rope*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
laugh
You better hide because the whole zoo is looking at you! *can't think of a good one*


*Inserts a needle*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get muscle relaxer that makes you mumble and walk like a zombie.

*Inserts zombie killing Rico*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You get a free sample of Rico's butt.

*Inserts Officer X's sunglasses*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
laugh
You'd get a cocky animal control officer coming after you.



*Inserts a peanut-butter winky*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
sick
You get a sugar-hyper Private after you.

*Inserts a poem for Doris*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
You'd get a love sick Kowaski.


*Inserts Dr. Blowhole*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get a lobster pinching your nose.

*Inserts garlic butter*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get vampenguins trying to avoid you

*inserts the penguins in a tuxedo*
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get the bill from the tuxedo rental shop. You'd be surprised just how much those little things rent for!

*Inserts Kowalski's evil bowling pin*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
You get a bowling ball!

*inserts dancing Julien*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Darla stealing Julien's groove

*inserts Positronic Tongue Cleaner*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना candlefairy_13 said…
You get a dumb Kowalski!XD

*inserts a death by chocolate cake*
 आप get a dumb Kowalski!XD *inserts a death द्वारा चॉकलेट cake*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
laugh
You get a dead chocoholic (me).

*Inserts Burt*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get a priceless piece of artwork that's pretty darn good for an elephant but won't pass muster with elitist art critics.

*Inserts the cremains of Kowalski's destroyed calculator*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Rico using a vacuum to suck the destroyed calculator's remains and spreading it around like ashes in the pool.

*Inserts an alligator-like driftwood*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You get Roger singing for you!

*Inserts Kowalski's brain*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get zombie Kowalski chasing you for your brain

*Inserts baby space squid*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You get a fully grown space squid after you...

*Inserts the results of the biopsy of Rico's stomach*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना quasomeness said…
You get a signed photograph of Chuck Charles.

*Inserts Chuck Charles*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You get a pineapple smoothie with the face of Chuck Charles in the foam.

*Inserts King Julien's feet*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get a terrible odor that you can't understand how Mort tolerates, let alone seeks exposure to.

*Inserts 30,000 pounds of bananas*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get mauled by fruit loving animals like the lemurs, Gorillas Bada and Bing, and the chimps Phil and Mason

*Inserts monk fish surprise*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get indigestion.

*Inserts fish-shaped Alka-Seltzer*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get drugged penguins

*inserts needle*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
tongue
You get a tetanus shot.

*Inserts the brush Rhonda used to brush her armpit hair*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get Marlene vomiting on your shoe

*Burns brush, buries the ashes*

*Inserts Rhonda*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You get a broken vending machine.

*Inserts the sky spirits*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get zapped by lightning

Inserts vampire Marlene
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
kiss
You get a bite from her.

*Inserts Ms Perky's dreamhouse*
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना candlefairy_13 said…
big smile
You get a talking Ms. Perky with a hippie Rico chasing after you!

*inserts Private's bush camouflage suit*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get a bush that's full of poison ivy

Inserts crying baby Skipper
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
big smile
you get a King Julian going GAGA over him!




*Inserts The zoo's vet*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get a karate chop to the back of the neck, rendering you unconscious long enough for the penguins to make an escape.

*Inserts one of Hans' "puffin muffins"*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
You can never set foot in Denmark again! XD

*Inserts Skipper's fish coffee beaker.*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
wink
You get a coffee addict Skipper after you, good luck!

*Inserts Private's Uncle Nigel*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना candlefairy_13 said…
smile
You get a crazy caffeine-lacking penguin in a medieval armor.

*inserts a piece of Randy's wool*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना KowalSkip9 said…
laugh
You get a angry Rico with two chainsaws.

*inserts a fangirl XD*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
smirk
You get Kowalski running away from crazy fangirls

*Inserts Julien shaking his booty O.O*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Colonelpenguin said…
smirk
You'd get two bewitched Lemurs looking at him


*Inserts Officer X*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना quasomeness said…
You get a taze to the butt!

*Inserts VCR with PoM tape inserted*
 आप get a taze to the butt! *Inserts VCR with PoM tape inserted*