पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर

पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर Vending Machine

evviefoxx posted on Apr 11, 2010 at 06:50PM
Yep. It's a vending machine. The rules are simple, you put in a coin and the poster below you tells you some random, hopefully funny thing that pops out for your hard earned cash.

Example:

Me: *puts in coin*
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Random poster below me: You get a kick in the face by Skipper. (You should learn to expect the unexpected)

Random poster below me: *coins*
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Me: You get Bob the pinata.

Etc. Etc...

EDIT: Due to the increasing number of really, really random things (which is something I should have edited a loooong time ago) All things must be POM related.
last edited on Apr 27, 2011 at 08:00AM

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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
The machine rejected your offer, please try again later.

*inserts the giant egg*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You got Lady Gaga singing your ears off.

*inserts math homework*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get an exploded brain.

*inserts monkey wrench*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You get a mop..(Cause I'm not cleaning up that brain)

*inserts weiner dog*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get dog poop on your shoes. (I'm definitely not cleaning that up either!)

*inserts eleven*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You get shoes with dog poop on them (I'll just wear my sandals)

*inserts twelve*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get poopy shoes thrown at your face. (have fun getting that out!)

*inserts 12.198554*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You get a mad girl who just got poop thrown at her with a chainsaw coming for you

*inserts Pi*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get an apology, then another poopy shoe thrown at you.

*inserts inserts*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a turd exploded in ur head


(inserts classified goo)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You get a giant knife throw at your head

*inserts "I love Kico" T-shirt*
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get a huge kowalski butt falling on you


-takes 'i love kico' shirt, shreds it, burns it, and buries the ashes-

Inserts bag of doughnuts
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get a very suprised King Julien. (and my head's already exploded...)

*inserts world's largest pickle*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a giant mort attacking you with huge feet


-inserts yolanda, a random swedish lumberjack-
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
Sorry. Your item is not recognized by the machine. It explodes.

*inserts new machine*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
Yolanda chops the new machine down.

*inserts a giant ukelele*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना EmoCupCake said…
You get an anooying little boy that brings you flowers!

*inserts Marlene*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a hawaiian volcano

-inserts powerpuff girls-
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
You get a creepy monkey who wants to destroy the universe.

*inserts the twin of Michael Jackson*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना KowalskiTheLich said…
YOU GET RICK ROLLED!

*Inserts Hilary Clinton*
आप GET RICK ROLLED! *Inserts Hilary Clinton*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get pity.

*inserts Mr.T's fro*
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आप get pity. *inserts Mr.T's fro*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना krazy4kowalski said…
laugh
You get a letter from Krazy4Kowalski:

Dear Fans,
Please try to keep the vending machine related to POM. It's funnier that way.


P.s. This letter will self destruct (explosives courtesy of Rico.)

*inserts Eggy*

Private: My baby!!!!!!!!!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get pelted with angry ducks.

*inserts letter before it blows up*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a bill for the exploded vending machine.


-inserts Mojo Jojo-
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get Kowalski in 'mad scientist mode'

*inserts fish*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
laugh
O.O :DDDD I LOOOOOOOVE KOWALSKI IN MAD SCIENTIST MODE!

you get a fat rico who ate all of your fish

-inserts stick of dynamite-
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना krazy4kowalski said…
laugh
The dynamite blows up the machine and Bob the pinata comes out and-
Wait!!!! Is that Kowalski in there????

Inserts dreams of Spongebob fans (crushed)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
*munches on Bob's guts and bribes Kowalski to fix the machine*
You get a sushi roll alla Patrick.

*inserts Marlene's guitar*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना littlebirdy05 said…
smile
You get a Birdy, who is really weirded out after reading all those. X]

*inserts quarter*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Penguin11 said…
smile
you get a nickel


-inserts giant talking clam-
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना GIVMEKINGJULIEN said…
laugh
YOU GET A CLOWN WITHOUT NO HEAD!!!

*INSERTS KOWALSKI*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Kinkystar said…
tongue
You get a kiss from Hans.

*inserts Rico's stomach*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
smile
You got kick in the face by Skipper!

*inserts fake coin*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get The COROTRON! Use it well.

*inserts banana*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना AgentJazzy00 said…
You get a punch from Bada and Bing.

*Inserts Blowhole's robotic eye*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get a robotic limb, courtesy of Lemmy.

*Inserts Bob the pinata*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
smile
You get mauled by candy-lovers like Kowalski, Marlene and Private.

*Inserts the penguins car*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get an angry Rico coming after you!

*inserts Ms. Perky*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
smile
You get evil Rico chasing after you with a stick of dynamite

*inserts Julien's crown*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना 67Dodge said…
smile
You get a desperate Julien smacking you in the face and running off.

*inserts Kowalski's frozen brain*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get a roundhouse kick from Skipper for stealing their scientist's brain.

*inserts a Spanish Guitar*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get Antonio, rubbing it in on how he'd be a better match for Marlene if they ever get a chance to meet.

*Inserts Joey*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Icicle1penguin said…
You get Kowalski's pencil. WOOOOT!

*inserts oatmeal*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
laugh
You get oatmeal covered on your face, courtesy of Skipper.

*inserts Julien's feet*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना thespikedturtle said…
Mort runs in after it, making a huge hole in the vending machine.

*inserts the snowglobe of Alex*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Katie_Kat200 said…
You get a penguins snowglobe

*inserts CD of random stuff*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LeonardFan said…
big smile
You get Kowalski taking the CD's to use as parts for his inventions.

*inserts the penguins mission files*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना evviefoxx said…
You get jumped by the penguins for stealing their mission files.

*Inserts Maurice*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना fox_tamer_113 said…
big smile
You get a bossy Julien! Good luck! :D

*inserts fake coin*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना SJF_Penguin2 said…
You get arrested by Officer X for using counterfeit money.

*Inserts Hoboken shipping crate*
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