"work order"

Skipper: Gus character is arrogant, big headed and stubborn, he's like... like...
Marlene: like looking in the mirror?
Private: you take that back Marlene, Skipper is a thousand times more arrogant, big headed and stubborn than that Gus' character
Skipper: thank you Private.

not sure if i got it right exactly

K: "A Searing Inferno Of Agony."
S: "Poetic."

~Kowalski from 'The Officer X Factor"

K: I like peanuts, and I like butter! But I do not like peanutbutter! WIERD!

~Kowalski, "Brain Drain"

Skipper: BE QUIET!!!!!

Julien: Hey, this is New York! The city that never sleeps!

Skipper: BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha ohh boy, hmm... I have a lot.
Skipper- MARLENE! (when he hears the trip wire go off)
Skipper: Are you my mommie?
Marlene:So...you're a girl?
Rico and Julian: Kaboom. Kaboom.
anytime something Skilene-ey is said.

Kanga Management:

Skipper: ... It's Game Night!

Kowalski: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate at trivia!

Private: Ohh! Ohh! Can we play Simon says this week?

Kowalski: Sure. Simon says, let's play trivia!

"Falcon an the Snow Job"

King Julien: A predator! Maurice, activate the falcon shield!
Maurice: Right away, your highness. [Maurice puts Mort tied to a stick in front of Kitka]
Skipper: What's with Sad-eyes?
Maurice: [Smears sauce on Mort] Barbecue sauce?
Mort: I'm yummy with cornbread.
King Julien: If you want dessert, you can eat the dumpy one too. He won't mind.
Maurice: [Stammering] Say what?

Max: Hey, Pokie! You chokied! You really failed your duty! You'll never get your hands upon my kitty kabootie!

"Otter Gone Wild"

Kowalski: You there! Have you seen this otter and lemur? [Shows a picture of Marlene and Julien]
Squirrel: Which one's the otter?
Kowalski: This one, obviously. Note the whiskers?
Squirrel: Oh, I thought that was a cat.
Kowalski: Did I say "have you seen this lemur and cat"?
Squirrel: No, that's why I thought it was strange that you drew a cat.
Kowalski: It's not a cat.
Squirrel: Then why does it have whiskers?
Kowalski: You know what? Never mind the otter.
Squirrel: Cat.
Kowalski: Whatever! Have you seen the lemur?
Squirrel: What's a lemur?
Kowalski: I think we're done here.

Skipper: Friends, trouble... danger, growing... commando-mojo, returning!
Maurice: My butt, crying!! *gets electricuted*

From The all nighter before christmas:

Skipper: Can somebody tell me what in the jack frost isgoing on here!?!
Kowalski: well, Skipper, it seems that SOME people don't appreciate out fine decorating marks!
Marlene: And SOME people are suffering from chronic boring disorder!
Rico: Oh... YA!!
Julien: And some people wrecked my completely, awesome christmas-y tree!
Maurice: Uh...You were one of those people!
Julien: Ok, that's ____ being fake!
*Zoo starts arguing*
Skipper: Fa-la-la-la-la-la-boo-hoo-hoo!
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Skipper: Let's go and rescue the one and only genuar, Santa..
Mort: Santa?
Skipper: Ring-tail?!?
Maurice: SANTA!!
Julien: TREE!!
Santa: Animals!?!
Privaye: Confused!
Mort: Potato!

Skipper: What in the name of returning guest characters?

The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole:

Dr. Blowhole: Now listen to me, pen-GU-in!
Kowalski: I'm all earholes, dolp-UH-in!

"Popcorn Panic"

Skipper: Fail is NOT an option!
KJ: Then I will do the opposite of fail!
Marlene: You mean .... seccede?
KJ: No I will not seccede,nobody will be sucking seeds!

"Brain Drain"
Kowalski: I like peanuts,I like butter! But I do not like peanutbutter. WEIRD!

Kowalski: I LOST THE LINE!

Kowalski: LINE! I FOUND YOU!! XD

"Hot Ice"

Mort: Im sorry sky spirrits for the thing I did that I dont know what it was that made you angry! Ws it the you know what in Maurice`s oatmeal?

Maurice: You know what,say WHAT?! XD

and...

Kowalski: ...a girls best friend...
Skipper: Pepper spray?
Private: Lunacorns?
Rico: Me? rawrrr... XD

The return of the revenge of Dr. Blowhole:
Skipper: "That's where your wrong. I have to hear you because you won't shut-up, but I do not have to listen.

I love it cause it's so true XD

"Hoboken surprise"

Kowalski: But Skipper,we dont have teeth...
Skippeer: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?!
XD

In the first Madagascar movie,at the very end:

Private: Skippa? Dont you think we should tell them that the boat outta gas?

Skipper: Nah! Just smile and wave boys,smile and wave...

Pet Peeved

Skipper: Avenge me! AVENGE ME!!!
Kowalski: I love you!

XD XD XD XD

From Out of The Groove
(after Skipper gets King Julien's groove)
Skipper: "Get it outta me!"
King Julien: "I don't know how."
Darla: "Guess who does?
Mort: "Is it Santa?"
Darla: "Ye- What!? No! I'm the only one who can fix this, but am I gonna?
Mort: "Santa would."
Darla: "Well I ain't Santa!"
(Kicks Mort)
XD

Private on a sugar rush:

"Too much sugar,what does Skipper mean too much sugar? I like sugar and Im the best recon ever! I see a fire engine! Wee-ooh! Wee-Ooh! Arrgh! Im a pirate! Ooh, a caterpillar! Ha ha ha! My name backwards is Etavirp! Whats a virp? Is it sugar? I LOVE SUGAR!"

Byte-sized

Skipper: I just wanna hug him. WITH MY FISTS!!

King Julien: Ah! What have you done?!
Maurice: Uh, your majesty, YOU DID THAT!!

Crown Fools:

Private: Oh, you are toast.
Skipper: What was that, Private?
Private: Uh, I mean, crusty on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam.
Skipper: Oh, that’s nice.

Tie:
Skipper: "Whoever sad you had to be sane to be a leader?"

and

Skipper: "You know Rico, there is such a thing as too much dynamite!"

Fred: I'm my own kind of beautiful.

Julien: I am motioning that we officialy ban YOUR FACE!

Julien: You call that mindless? Check out our guy.
Mort: I artichoked a ukulele hamster.
Penguins: *looking a bit confused*
Skipper: Uh, engage.

^ I really love that quote from Fred too! Everytime I see it I just burst in laughter! =)

"There's no such thing as too paranoid. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it"
-Skipper

I used to visit this forum way back last year, and I think we should bring this back

Private: Hello! Are you my family?
Kowalski: You`re an orphan, and we`re all going to die.

Private: Which part of zip it enludes you? The ZIP? Or the IT?

Kowalski: Pfft. Einstein. Did he get anything ever right?

Skipper: A crazy person doesn`t know that they`re crazy. I know that I`m crazy, therefore I`m not crazy. Always remember that, Private. And now forget I ever told you.

Skipper: A friend is just an enemy who hasn`t attacked yet.
I LOVE YOU PENGUINS! <3