Julien - Maurice: There are Morts here there and everywhere, Quick, pinch me, now bite me, now slap my face and spank my right buttox. *Blinks and shakes face* Am I awake yet?
Madagascar 2: (the whole time you can see the fuel gage at empty) (Kowalski points to red flashing bulb and says Skipper)Skipper:Analaysis. Kowalski:It looks like a small incondesant bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary like a malfuntion. Skipper: I find it pretty and some what hypnotic. Kowalski:That too sir. Skipper:Rico! Manual. (Rico throws him the manual) Skipper:(looking at the manual) Mmm Hmm, (smashes the bulb) problamo solved. Kowalski:Sir i think we may be out of fuel. Skipper:And why is that? Kowalski:We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on firer. Skipper:Buckle up boys, this might get hairy, (Skipper into intercalm) Attention this is your captain speaking,we have goo news and bad news, the good news is we're landing imediatly the bad news is... we're crash landing! (Everyone screaming) Skipper:Once again we thank you for flying air penguin, when it comes to air travel we know you have no choice what so ever.
Private: Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
Skipper: Think nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do. You remember the Penguin Credo.
Private: What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?
Skipper: Not that one, the other one! "Never swim alone!"
(From "Crown Fools" as the giant rat king begins to approach the penguins):
PRIVATE: Oh, you are toast.
SKIPPER: What was that, Private?
PRIVATE: Um, I mean, crusty on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam.
SKIPPER: Oh, that's nice.
Kowalski: Skipper! What are oyu doing?!
Skipper: Come on! Lady, door, What is chivalry dead!?
-And
Julien: Oh I see.. Well it seams that you giving my style the cramps
From "It's about Time"
Skipper: Kowalski! You maniac! You've done it! You've finally really done it!
Kowalski: Yeah, but you've got to admit these are good snowcones.
Skipper: Oh yeah, totally worth it!
(Kowalski is seen holding a hammer above the tube of Mcguthyum)
KOWALSKI: “And so dies the dream of time travel. You do it, Rico!”
(Kowalski hands the hammer to Rico)
KOWALSKI: “You destroy all my hopes, dreams, and everything I ever lived for.”
RICO: “OK!”
From Miss Understanding.
Julien:Why is the penguin wearing a pretty pink bow and shouting at the sky spirits, and I have a follow up question, why don't I have a pretty pink bow?
*Maurice and Mort stare at him*
Julien: Okay I am bored for a new question, like where is my smoothie?
Maurice: Coming right up your majesty, the blender just needs a second to warm up.
*Julien takes blender and presses button*
Julien:This second is too slow *keeps pushing button* Okay time for plan H.
Maurice: Don't you mean plan B?
Julien: No plans B through G are much to dangerious.
Private: hes eating rico's brain!
Kowalski: RICOS?? i mean did u even see this juicy jumbo genius tenderline? HUH? thats Grade A science brain baby!
Skipper:BLARGH!
Kowalski screams
*loud boom*
Marlene: Shouldn't you look into that?
Skipper: Land sakes no, that sounded dangerous, why don't we stay here and gossip about boys.
*Marlene grabs him by bow and starts to drag him*
Skipper:Hey, that's no way to treat a lady.
From Skorca, Private hyper speak
Private: Too much sugar, whats Skipper talking about, I haven't had too much, I see a fire engine, wee woo, wee woo, Arrr I'm a pirate, I see a caterpillar, My name backwards is Etavirp, what's a virp? I hope its sugar, I LOVE SUGAR! whoo whoo, huh what's that? An Orca!?
****I tryed to get it pretty close, it's hard to follow though.****
*After that* "Huh I really should tell someone about this" *runs screaming* "AHHHHHHHHHH THE END IS NEAR!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE, THE END IS NEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kowalski: You there, have you seen this lemur and otter?
Fred: Which one of them is the otter?
Kowalski: This one. Note the whiskers.
Fred: Why does it look like a cat?
Kowalski: Did I say, did you see this lemur and cat?
Fred: No, that's why I thought it was weird you drew a cat.
Kowalski: Never mind that! Have you seen this lemur and otter?
Fred: Cat
Kowalski: Have you seen this lemur?
Fred: What's a lemur?
Kowalski: I think we're done here.
Joey: Touch my hay again, and I will snap you like the broken pencil you are.
King Julien: Okay, look. If there is to be a snapping, it is you. Which is the broken pencil my friend.
Kowalski: Skipper, I have what you're looking for.
Skipper: Outstanding, so when's the next big eclipse?
Kowalski: From today, 27 years. In Brazil.
Private: Oh!! I've always wanted to got Carnaval!
Private: We're going for yummy snowcones, Marlene. Wanna come?
Marlene: Snowcones? oh, snowcones are the best! And real quick, a snowcone is?
Kowalski: 72.4% shaved ice, 24.2% flavored syrup, 15.2% paper, 8.7% of which is recycled
Skipper: The truth is, there is nothing to fear from the outside world.
Kowalski: Other than random street crime...
Private: And natural disasters...
Kowalski: Industrial accidents...
Private: Badger attacks...
Skipper: Are you two finished?
Kowalski: Falling space debris. Um, I'm finished.
Skipper: Atenzione, little rodentia. Has anyone seen a leafy crown?
Rat #1: Maybe.
Rat #2: What's it to ya?
Skipper: We need it, pronto.
Rat #1: it belongs to our king.
Rat #2: And there's only one way to take it from him.
Private: Smile and say please?
Rat #2: No!
Rat #1: Paw-to-paw combat!
Rat #1, Rat #2: Beat the king, get the crown! Beat the king, get the crown!...
Skipper: Okay, I'll go easy on him. Where is the little guy?
[a huge muscular rat appears, wearing Julien's crown]
Private: Oh, you are toast.
Skipper: What was that, Private?
Private: Uh... I mean, hard on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, and good in a jam.
Skipper: Oh, that's nice.
King Rat: You are going down, clown! Down to Rat Town!
Private: Aren't we already there?
Private: Skipper, something's wrong with the sun.
Skipper: He finally did it!
Private: Who did what?
Skipper: My mad dolphin nemesis, Dr. Blowhole! He blew out the sun!
Kowalski: Actually, it is the rare cosmic event known as a solar eclipse.
Skipper: Are you sure it's not the crazed handiwork of my marine mammal foe?
Kowalski: It's totally natural. The moon is between the sun and the Earth... Ooh, it's a total eclipse! Wow! Are you as totally stoked about this as I am?
Skipper: Kowalski, options.
Kowalski: We'll need a diversion. I suggest releasing the spider monkeys. Bedlam is their middle name.
Skipper: They never disappoint.
Kowalski: Amid the chaos, we escape through the south entrance.
Skipper: Good. And then?
Kowalski: Then, we get jobs as holiday store displays. When we've earned enough money, we build a new secret lair, one with laser beams.
Private: Ooh, I like laser beams!
Private: I don't mean to be cheeky, but why'd the doctor have to give the shots in the bum?
Kowalski: Our fleshy buttocks make ideal distribution points for injected medicines. Ugh! Unfortunately.
Kowalski: According to rumors, the previous occupant of this habitat did disappear...
Private: ...under mysterious circumstances!
Marlene: He was transfered, to Toledo.
Mort: [scared] Toledo?
[All look scared]
The Skipper: [Holding a flashlight under his face] Ohio!
[Mort screams and runs away, slamming into a wall]
After seeing new bee hive on clock tower of the zoo and not knowing what it is..
Skipper - Kowalski! Analysis!
Kowalski- (looking through binoculars) I'm not sure, Skipper. I could be anything.
Skipper - Anything? Could it be Alaska?.. Cuz I think people would notice if Alaska just.. got up.. and... moved to the ZOO.
Kowalski - o.k. I guess it cant just be 'anything'.
Skipper - I'm sorry, Kowalski. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when I'm confronted with the unknown.
Kowalksi- No DUH.
Skipper:Kowalski options
Kowalski:well...i...could...pull...this...branch*pulls branch and nothing happens*
Skiper:a stick? you option was a stick
Kowalski:I pulled the wrong one alirght?!
