Penguins of Madagascar – Byte Sized
==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,

The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.

Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!

He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—

Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.

Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The Nanites beep and begin to speak.

Nanites: Awaiting command.
Private: Oh! They’re so cute!

Private claps happily. Kowalski places the Nanites in a salt shaker while clarifying to Private about his creation.

Kowalski: If द्वारा cute आप mean able to animate any mechanical object, then yes. As a teeny button.

He approaches a floor buffing machine and tests the Nanites on it. It begins to mop the floor द्वारा itself.

Nanites: Buffing floor.

Polishes the floor leaving it sparkly clean, impressing Private.

Private: Ooh! Sparkly! It’s so sparkly!
Skipper: Nope, don’t trust it.

The scene cut to a टोअस्टर, टोस्टर getting operated द्वारा Nanites making टोस्ट for Rico.

Nanites: Not too light. Not too dark.

The टोस्ट pop out from the toaster. Rico catches it and begins to taste it. But Skipper quickly slaps the टोस्ट out of Rico’s flippers.

Rico: Awww... (Sadly)
Skipper: Nope! Still don’t trust it.

The scene cuts to the coffee maker pouring some coffee into a mug before dropping a मछली inside. Kowalski offers it to Skipper.

Skipper: Sorry, Kowalski, but I don’t trust anything I can’t see and/or punch.
Kowalski: Skipper, my Nanites will save us tons of drudgery which will free us for और creative pursuit.

Rico overhears this.

Rico: Oh yeah! (regurgitates a chainsaw)

Rico carves an ice sculpture of a chain saw and gazes on it with pure delight.

Rico: Ooh... Very nice...
Kowalski: (pointing to the sculpture) Like that..
Private: The Nanites do seem like they’re one of your और helpful creations..
Skipper: Exactly, they’re Kowalski’s creation and that means they’re destined to go horribly wrong..
Kowalski: Impossible this time, Skipper. I have programmed the Nanites to never allow any harm to come to a penguin. (seriously) Rico? Stick me..
Rico: Okay! (regurgitates a dynamite stick and throws it at Kowalski)

Kowalski stands confidently holding a dynamite without worrying. A vaccum cleaner sucks up the explosive and explodes inside it.

Kowalski: See! There’s no way the Nanites can go wrong. (offers the coffee to Skipper again, and he agrees)
Skipper: Say! This is good Joe! Maybe there is something to your Ninny-ites.
Kowalski: (breaths deeply) At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!

A fulminant yell is heard from the बंदर, लेमूर Habitat.

Maurice: (distant) I can’t stand this anymore! (yells loudly)

==Scene II: बंदर, लेमूर Habitat ==
The penguins quickly converges to the बंदर, लेमूर Habitat sighting Mort crying over King Julien who is covered with red liquid.

Maurice: आप messed with this for the last time!

Mort was crying. The penguins stare with a fright as they see King Julien on the ground, with a red liquid on that looked like blood.

Skipper: So it finally happened. Who had the दिन when Maurice snapped?

Kowalski pulls out a calendar with a picture of Rico on it.

Kowalski: Rico.

Skipper, Kowalski, and Private hand Rico some fish.

Rico: Oh! Yeah! और मछली baby! Wow!

King Julien gains consciousness.

King Julien: Wait! The only crime here is my केला, केले berry ठग, चिकनी should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.

Skipper Kowalski and Private glares at Rico after he ate the मछली when King Julien was explaining. Rico spits the fishes out of his beak.

Maurice: It’s this stupid old junkie blender.

He kicks the blender. The glass falls on Mort.

Mort: So, am I a ठग, चिकनी now?

Kowalski strides over to Maurice.

Kowalski: Maurice, my Nanites can upgrade your blender and make your work look 95.6 percent less bruling.
Maurice: I don’t fully minister with your flabbing about. But I‘m 95.6 sure I like it anyway.

Kowalski uses the Nanites on the blender.

Nanites: Blender repair!

Repairs the blender quickly as possible, drilling sounds are heard.

Nanites: Blender repair complete. Commence ठग, चिकनी operation.

The Blender prepares a ठग, चिकनी द्वारा itself and Kowalski puts a straw in the glass.

Maurice: Sweet!

Maurice gives the ठग, चिकनी to King Julien. He takes a sip.

King Julien: Oh! The feeling on this matter can only be defined... द्वारा dance! Hit it!

Mort plays the boom box and Julien dances to the rhythm while drinking the smoothie.

Skipper: And mine will be defined द्वारा leaving.
(He leaves.)

==Scene III: Central Park Zoo==
An insect careens around the air when Barry tries to catch it with his tongue.

Barry: Come back here आप little flirt!

Attempting to catch it.

Barry: We’re destined to be together! आप and me. Playing hard to get, eh. I like that.

He sticks out his tongue and gets stuck on a कैन्डी making machine. He pulled hardly but it won’t budge.

Barry: I suppose आप think this is funny.

The fly squeals and presses a button near the cotton कैन्डी machine. It begins to spin around, pulling Barry towards it.

Barry: Uh oh! Help!!

==Scene IV: The HQ==
Back in the HQ, Kowalski and Rico are playing chess, Skipper posing to a camera and Private looking for his Lunacorn. The Nanites are doing the work for them.

Private: Wait a minute! Where’s my Lunacorn? (checks under his pillow)

The vacuum cleaner hands Private his लॉस्ट toy.

Private: (hugs his Lunacorn)Oh, thank you.

Skipper connived in different poses while the camera flashes to him taking shots.

Skipper: How’s that?

The camera turned over to दिखाना the images. First has Skipper wearing a cowboy hat and a badge with a texas town theme at the back. Then the अगला picture shows him wearing a mexican costume, holding a sword, with a desert theme in the back. The final picture has Skipper being awarded with a badge द्वारा Rico while wearing his captain's hat.

Skipper: Ooh la la! I am hot!

Marlene pops out from the opening hatch.

Marlene: (quickly) Guys! Barry the frog’s tongue is caught in a cotton कैन्डी machine and it’s winding up. And it’s going to get really ugly, real soon.
Kowalski: Wow! Never in the history of language have those been put together in that order.
Skipper: All that cotton कैन्डी is in danger!
Private: Yeah! And Barry too.
Skipper: Neh! Never a fan! Now! This mission is gonna be dangerous.

The Nanites hear about this.

Kowalski: Right! Barry’s a poison dart frog, his touch is devastatingly toxic. (writes on his clipboard)We should work out a meticulous strategy with an emphasis on caution and safety.
Skipper: या we could just wing it like we always do. I mean what is danger right!
Kowalski: Yeah! It’s just anger hiding behind applausive consonant. (laughs in a snorting matter)
Skipper: Little obscure, even for आप Kowalski.
Kowalski: All right! Fine! Let’s just go!

The penguins spring into action.

Nanites: Danger? Danger!! Initiating पेंगुइन protection protocol.

==Scene V: The Central Park Zoo==
All the machines gather altogether as they unleash a signal to all other machines occupied द्वारा Nanites.

Maurice: (noticing the blender hopping of) Huh? Hey! Come back!

The blender flees.

Mort: Bye! Bye! Blender! I will always remember आप as a friend.
Nanites: (headed to the garage) Assimilating new ordiments.

Electrical sounds and light come from inside. The machines step out with और machines now controlled द्वारा the Nanites. Then they all drift off using Alice's zoo cart.

Nanites: Penguins must be saved.
The other zoo जानवर watch Barry when the penguins arrived.

Barry: This hurts worse और than it looks.
Skipper: Everyone relax. We’re here. Cotton कैन्डी will soon be saved.

Private reminds Skipper.

Skipper: Hm? Oh ya! And uh, Barry too. Kowalski, tuck him out. Rico, frog proof me! Private, look concerned!.
Private: I’m on it Skipper.

Private looks concerned at the scenario. Skipper, holding the tongs Rico regurgitated, approaches the frog.

Skipper: Easy toxic amphibian. Slow and steady and nobody gets hurt.
Barry: I’m suffering.
Skipper: I mean me.

The zoo vehicle beeps to Skipper. The vaccum cleaner sucks up Skipper.

Skipper: Hey! Oh! This is uncomfortable!

Then he gets tied up and thrown into the vehicle द्वारा a set of wires.

Kowalski: It’s the Nanites following their protection protocol.
One द्वारा one, the penguins get tied up with wires and were thrown into the vehicle, which drove them home
.
Barry: Wait! Where आप going?

While in the vehicle tied up.

Skipper: Tell them to stand down..
Kowalski: Verbal override, good idea! Should've done that. Didn’t but should have.
Skipper: (sighs)

The penguins manage to escape when Skipper used the wires to drive them to Barry.

Barry: Ow!

Rico regurgitates a rope and uses it as a lasso. Skipper turns off the machine. Barry was capable of breaking free and flung high. He landed on a cotton कैन्डी held द्वारा Kowalski.

Barry: आप guys are great. I can hug आप all.
The Penguins: No! (backs off)
A vacuum cleaner steps द्वारा and sucks up Barry.

Nanites: Amphibian threat, neutralized.

Barry: (inside the vacuum cleaner) Okay, like I was just kidding about the hug thing. Could आप guys let me out now! Hello!
Skipper: Who smells Science gone wrong? Anybody?

Skipper, Rico and Private raises their flippers.

Skipper: You! Tall guy! (points at Kowalski).
Kowalski: (sighs) Yeah, okay. Maybe just a whiff.

==Scene VI: Kowalski’s Laboratory. ==
Kowalski is back in his lab looking through a microscope.

Kowalski: This should do it. (clicking on a Speak N’Spell).
Nanites: Overwriting safety protocol denied. Nice try!

Drilling sounds are heard in the HQ.

Private: What’s all that about?
==Scene VII. The HQ ==
Skipper uses the periscope to peek through. Sighting the machines containing and locking them in.

Skipper: Lincoln’s itchy beard. We’re being sealed in.
The machines surround them.

Nanites: Containment complete.
Private: Containment? There’s a trap?
Rico: What!
Skipper: This cannot stand. When Hans strikes या Blowhole. with the new guy in the reptile house! आप know that guy, twitchy eye and the blinking tongue. You've all seen it right. He's troubled right! Kowalski front on the center, prepare to receive a disciplinary मछली slapping
Kowalski: Ready and deserving Skipper.

Skipper starts to slap Kowalski with a मछली but the Nanites were able to resist Skipper from doing so.

Skipper: Huh? Hmm...
Kowalski: The safety protocols, no harm to a पेंगुइन which I am.

Skipper: Right, prepare for putative cuddles and hugs.

The Nanites bind Skipper on the ground.

Skipper: Get off ! I just wanna hug him. WITH MY FIST!
Kowalski: I can fix . Give me an hour
Private: What are we supposed to do now?
Kowalski :( quickly) Talk about yourselves. Try to make it interesting

The Blender prepares smoothies for the penguins.

Private: Mmm... They are yummy smoothies.
Rico: U-huh!

Kowalski barges in holding his invention

Kowalski: Eat plunger Nanite!

Kowalski gives a तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट shot and short circuits the Blender.

Nanites: Retreat! Retreat!
Skipper: Cold smoke kabust , Kowalski. आप did it!
Kowalski: It was a simple matter of creating a localized electromagnetic pulse--
Skipper: Have a happa-flappa-happy-beak all आप want. I'm going Nanite hunting. HUHA!

==Scene VIII. The Central Park Zoo==

Rico regurgitates a dynamite stick which eventually explodes. Kowalski stares at him. Skipper gets out of the HQ and stands while holding the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He prepares to attack.

Skipper: हे Nanite, come grab a hot steaming serving of—

The Nanites suddenly halts behind the penguins becoming larger than before. The penguins slowly turns around to notice it was behind them.

Skipper: (in shock) What the what?
Nanites: Nanite protocol engage. Protect penguins.
Kowalski: Oh, a whole bunch of heck.
Rico: Yup!

Skipper focuses in aiming the Electro-Pulse तोप at the Nanites and get a direct hit. But the Nanites grapples and flings it, making Skipper lose his grip.

Skipper: HUH! Scatter! Get the weapon!

The penguins diverge in different directions. First, Rico belly slides while the Nanites targets him and fires him with toast. Kowalski glissades from a lamp post and watches Rico.

Rico: (yelling)
Kowalski: Rico’s toasted!

Rico briskly eludes the continuous attack but gets pinned down द्वारा टोस्ट in his mouth. He grins afterwards.
The Nanites loaded itself with winkies and shoots it at Private. Private quickly dodges but gets trapped on दीवार with winkies.

Private: I’ve been Winkied!

Skipper quickly hustles the Electro-Pulse तोप and aims at the Nanite again. A two सेकंड countdown starts and bursting पॉपकॉर्न from a microwave.

Skipper: AHA!.......AGH!!
Nanite: One पेंगुइन missing. Scanning. (scanning through the zoo)

Kowalski ascends from his hiding place, the manhole then sneaks up to the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He grabs it and directs it to the machine.

Kowalski: Got ya!
Nanite: Penguin’s smug levels rising…

Kowalski triggers the invention as it fires the plunger but misses. The Nanite loses its balance and begins trembling.

Kowalski: Oh nuts!

The Nanite trembles on Kowalski and painfully smacks him.

Kowalski: Owww………

It quickly returns to its composure and notices Kowalski got injured.

Nanite: Emergency! Emergency पेंगुइन injured! We have violated our own safety protocols. Shut down requiring…

It shuts down and the parts kept falling apart. Some parts fall on Kowalski, painfully.

Kowalski: Ow…again…(coming out from a microwave)
Private: Okay, what just happened?
Kowalski: Victims of their own programming.(sadly) They self-terminated.
Rico: Ooh…

Skipper pops out

Skipper: So that’s the end of the Nanites. (approaches Kowalski, Rico and Private)
Kowalski: I believe so..
Skipper: So there’s nothing protecting us penguins from danger
Kowalski: It would seem that way…
Skipper: Kowalski, you’ll have to test that theory. द्वारा मछली slapping आप into अगला week.
Kowalski: AH! Ah! ( mumbling and yelling)

Skipper: Get back here!
Kowalski: Not on the face! Not on the face!

Skipper chases Kowalski and slaps him repeatedly.