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Penguins of Madagascar – Byte Sized
==Scene I: Kowalski’s Laboratory==
Kowalski: I know I say this kind of thing a lot,

The door flaps open as the penguins enter Kowalski’s lab.

Kowalski: But this time I really, really mean it! Behold, my greatest inventionn ever!

He waves his flipper on a cloth and heaves it quickly then presents—

Kowalski: The Nanites!
Private: Um., I’m trying... Where are they?
Kowalski: Of course, scientifically deliberate Private, it takes a microscope to view Nanites and all their miniscule glory.

Kowalski puts down a microscope as Private steps in to peek down... The Nanites beep and begin to speak.

Nanites: Awaiting command.
Private: Oh! They’re so cute!

Private claps happily. Kowalski places the Nanites in a salt shaker while clarifying to Private about his creation.

Kowalski: If द्वारा cute आप mean able to animate any mechanical object, then yes. As a teeny button.

He approaches a floor buffing machine and tests the Nanites on it. It begins to mop the floor द्वारा itself.

Nanites: Buffing floor.

Polishes the floor leaving it sparkly clean, impressing Private.

Private: Ooh! Sparkly! It’s so sparkly!
Skipper: Nope, don’t trust it.

The scene cut to a टोअस्टर, टोस्टर getting operated द्वारा Nanites making टोस्ट for Rico.

Nanites: Not too light. Not too dark.

The टोस्ट pop out from the toaster. Rico catches it and begins to taste it. But Skipper quickly slaps the टोस्ट out of Rico’s flippers.

Rico: Awww... (Sadly)
Skipper: Nope! Still don’t trust it.

The scene cuts to the coffee maker pouring some coffee into a mug before dropping a मछली inside. Kowalski offers it to Skipper.

Skipper: Sorry, Kowalski, but I don’t trust anything I can’t see and/or punch.
Kowalski: Skipper, my Nanites will save us tons of drudgery which will free us for और creative pursuit.

Rico overhears this.

Rico: Oh yeah! (regurgitates a chainsaw)

Rico carves an ice sculpture of a chain saw and gazes on it with pure delight.

Rico: Ooh... Very nice...
Kowalski: (pointing to the sculpture) Like that..
Private: The Nanites do seem like they’re one of your और helpful creations..
Skipper: Exactly, they’re Kowalski’s creation and that means they’re destined to go horribly wrong..
Kowalski: Impossible this time, Skipper. I have programmed the Nanites to never allow any harm to come to a penguin. (seriously) Rico? Stick me..
Rico: Okay! (regurgitates a dynamite stick and throws it at Kowalski)

Kowalski stands confidently holding a dynamite without worrying. A vaccum cleaner sucks up the explosive and explodes inside it.

Kowalski: See! There’s no way the Nanites can go wrong. (offers the coffee to Skipper again, and he agrees)
Skipper: Say! This is good Joe! Maybe there is something to your Ninny-ites.
Kowalski: (breaths deeply) At moments like these in the scientific community the technical jargon for this situation is... Told ya!

A fulminant yell is heard from the बंदर, लेमूर Habitat.

Maurice: (distant) I can’t stand this anymore! (yells loudly)

==Scene II: बंदर, लेमूर Habitat ==
The penguins quickly converges to the बंदर, लेमूर Habitat sighting Mort crying over King Julien who is covered with red liquid.

Maurice: आप messed with this for the last time!

Mort was crying. The penguins stare with a fright as they see King Julien on the ground, with a red liquid on that looked like blood.

Skipper: So it finally happened. Who had the दिन when Maurice snapped?

Kowalski pulls out a calendar with a picture of Rico on it.

Kowalski: Rico.

Skipper, Kowalski, and Private hand Rico some fish.

Rico: Oh! Yeah! और मछली baby! Wow!

King Julien gains consciousness.

King Julien: Wait! The only crime here is my केला, केले berry ठग, चिकनी should be inside of my whole tummy. Not outside, sticking out my majestic mid-section.

Skipper Kowalski and Private glares at Rico after he ate the मछली when King Julien was explaining. Rico spits the fishes out of his beak.

Maurice: It’s this stupid old junkie blender.

He kicks the blender. The glass falls on Mort.

Mort: So, am I a ठग, चिकनी now?

Kowalski strides over to Maurice.

Kowalski: Maurice, my Nanites can upgrade your blender and make your work look 95.6 percent less bruling.
Maurice: I don’t fully minister with your flabbing about. But I‘m 95.6 sure I like it anyway.

Kowalski uses the Nanites on the blender.

Nanites: Blender repair!

Repairs the blender quickly as possible, drilling sounds are heard.

Nanites: Blender repair complete. Commence ठग, चिकनी operation.

The Blender prepares a ठग, चिकनी द्वारा itself and Kowalski puts a straw in the glass.

Maurice: Sweet!

Maurice gives the ठग, चिकनी to King Julien. He takes a sip.

King Julien: Oh! The feeling on this matter can only be defined... द्वारा dance! Hit it!

Mort plays the boom box and Julien dances to the rhythm while drinking the smoothie.

Skipper: And mine will be defined द्वारा leaving.
(He leaves.)

==Scene III: Central Park Zoo==
An insect careens around the air when Barry tries to catch it with his tongue.

Barry: Come back here आप little flirt!

Attempting to catch it.

Barry: We’re destined to be together! आप and me. Playing hard to get, eh. I like that.

He sticks out his tongue and gets stuck on a कैन्डी making machine. He pulled hardly but it won’t budge.

Barry: I suppose आप think this is funny.

The fly squeals and presses a button near the cotton कैन्डी machine. It begins to spin around, pulling Barry towards it.

Barry: Uh oh! Help!!

==Scene IV: The HQ==
Back in the HQ, Kowalski and Rico are playing chess, Skipper posing to a camera and Private looking for his Lunacorn. The Nanites are doing the work for them.

Private: Wait a minute! Where’s my Lunacorn? (checks under his pillow)

The vacuum cleaner hands Private his लॉस्ट toy.

Private: (hugs his Lunacorn)Oh, thank you.

Skipper connived in different poses while the camera flashes to him taking shots.

Skipper: How’s that?

The camera turned over to दिखाना the images. First has Skipper wearing a cowboy hat and a badge with a texas town theme at the back. Then the अगला picture shows him wearing a mexican costume, holding a sword, with a desert theme in the back. The final picture has Skipper being awarded with a badge द्वारा Rico while wearing his captain's hat.

Skipper: Ooh la la! I am hot!

Marlene pops out from the opening hatch.

Marlene: (quickly) Guys! Barry the frog’s tongue is caught in a cotton कैन्डी machine and it’s winding up. And it’s going to get really ugly, real soon.
Kowalski: Wow! Never in the history of language have those been put together in that order.
Skipper: All that cotton कैन्डी is in danger!
Private: Yeah! And Barry too.
Skipper: Neh! Never a fan! Now! This mission is gonna be dangerous.

The Nanites hear about this.

Kowalski: Right! Barry’s a poison dart frog, his touch is devastatingly toxic. (writes on his clipboard)We should work out a meticulous strategy with an emphasis on caution and safety.
Skipper: या we could just wing it like we always do. I mean what is danger right!
Kowalski: Yeah! It’s just anger hiding behind applausive consonant. (laughs in a snorting matter)
Skipper: Little obscure, even for आप Kowalski.
Kowalski: All right! Fine! Let’s just go!

The penguins spring into action.

Nanites: Danger? Danger!! Initiating पेंगुइन protection protocol.

==Scene V: The Central Park Zoo==
All the machines gather altogether as they unleash a signal to all other machines occupied द्वारा Nanites.

Maurice: (noticing the blender hopping of) Huh? Hey! Come back!

The blender flees.

Mort: Bye! Bye! Blender! I will always remember आप as a friend.
Nanites: (headed to the garage) Assimilating new ordiments.

Electrical sounds and light come from inside. The machines step out with और machines now controlled द्वारा the Nanites. Then they all drift off using Alice's zoo cart.

Nanites: Penguins must be saved.
The other zoo जानवर watch Barry when the penguins arrived.

Barry: This hurts worse और than it looks.
Skipper: Everyone relax. We’re here. Cotton कैन्डी will soon be saved.

Private reminds Skipper.

Skipper: Hm? Oh ya! And uh, Barry too. Kowalski, tuck him out. Rico, frog proof me! Private, look concerned!.
Private: I’m on it Skipper.

Private looks concerned at the scenario. Skipper, holding the tongs Rico regurgitated, approaches the frog.

Skipper: Easy toxic amphibian. Slow and steady and nobody gets hurt.
Barry: I’m suffering.
Skipper: I mean me.

The zoo vehicle beeps to Skipper. The vaccum cleaner sucks up Skipper.

Skipper: Hey! Oh! This is uncomfortable!

Then he gets tied up and thrown into the vehicle द्वारा a set of wires.

Kowalski: It’s the Nanites following their protection protocol.
One द्वारा one, the penguins get tied up with wires and were thrown into the vehicle, which drove them home
.
Barry: Wait! Where आप going?

While in the vehicle tied up.

Skipper: Tell them to stand down..
Kowalski: Verbal override, good idea! Should've done that. Didn’t but should have.
Skipper: (sighs)

The penguins manage to escape when Skipper used the wires to drive them to Barry.

Barry: Ow!

Rico regurgitates a rope and uses it as a lasso. Skipper turns off the machine. Barry was capable of breaking free and flung high. He landed on a cotton कैन्डी held द्वारा Kowalski.

Barry: आप guys are great. I can hug आप all.
The Penguins: No! (backs off)
A vacuum cleaner steps द्वारा and sucks up Barry.

Nanites: Amphibian threat, neutralized.

Barry: (inside the vacuum cleaner) Okay, like I was just kidding about the hug thing. Could आप guys let me out now! Hello!
Skipper: Who smells Science gone wrong? Anybody?

Skipper, Rico and Private raises their flippers.

Skipper: You! Tall guy! (points at Kowalski).
Kowalski: (sighs) Yeah, okay. Maybe just a whiff.

==Scene VI: Kowalski’s Laboratory. ==
Kowalski is back in his lab looking through a microscope.

Kowalski: This should do it. (clicking on a Speak N’Spell).
Nanites: Overwriting safety protocol denied. Nice try!

Drilling sounds are heard in the HQ.

Private: What’s all that about?
==Scene VII. The HQ ==
Skipper uses the periscope to peek through. Sighting the machines containing and locking them in.

Skipper: Lincoln’s itchy beard. We’re being sealed in.
The machines surround them.

Nanites: Containment complete.
Private: Containment? There’s a trap?
Rico: What!
Skipper: This cannot stand. When Hans strikes या Blowhole. with the new guy in the reptile house! आप know that guy, twitchy eye and the blinking tongue. You've all seen it right. He's troubled right! Kowalski front on the center, prepare to receive a disciplinary मछली slapping
Kowalski: Ready and deserving Skipper.

Skipper starts to slap Kowalski with a मछली but the Nanites were able to resist Skipper from doing so.

Skipper: Huh? Hmm...
Kowalski: The safety protocols, no harm to a पेंगुइन which I am.

Skipper: Right, prepare for putative cuddles and hugs.

The Nanites bind Skipper on the ground.

Skipper: Get off ! I just wanna hug him. WITH MY FIST!
Kowalski: I can fix . Give me an hour
Private: What are we supposed to do now?
Kowalski :( quickly) Talk about yourselves. Try to make it interesting

The Blender prepares smoothies for the penguins.

Private: Mmm... They are yummy smoothies.
Rico: U-huh!

Kowalski barges in holding his invention

Kowalski: Eat plunger Nanite!

Kowalski gives a तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट shot and short circuits the Blender.

Nanites: Retreat! Retreat!
Skipper: Cold smoke kabust , Kowalski. आप did it!
Kowalski: It was a simple matter of creating a localized electromagnetic pulse--
Skipper: Have a happa-flappa-happy-beak all आप want. I'm going Nanite hunting. HUHA!

==Scene VIII. The Central Park Zoo==

Rico regurgitates a dynamite stick which eventually explodes. Kowalski stares at him. Skipper gets out of the HQ and stands while holding the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He prepares to attack.

Skipper: हे Nanite, come grab a hot steaming serving of—

The Nanites suddenly halts behind the penguins becoming larger than before. The penguins slowly turns around to notice it was behind them.

Skipper: (in shock) What the what?
Nanites: Nanite protocol engage. Protect penguins.
Kowalski: Oh, a whole bunch of heck.
Rico: Yup!

Skipper focuses in aiming the Electro-Pulse तोप at the Nanites and get a direct hit. But the Nanites grapples and flings it, making Skipper lose his grip.

Skipper: HUH! Scatter! Get the weapon!

The penguins diverge in different directions. First, Rico belly slides while the Nanites targets him and fires him with toast. Kowalski glissades from a lamp post and watches Rico.

Rico: (yelling)
Kowalski: Rico’s toasted!

Rico briskly eludes the continuous attack but gets pinned down द्वारा टोस्ट in his mouth. He grins afterwards.
The Nanites loaded itself with winkies and shoots it at Private. Private quickly dodges but gets trapped on दीवार with winkies.

Private: I’ve been Winkied!

Skipper quickly hustles the Electro-Pulse तोप and aims at the Nanite again. A two सेकंड countdown starts and bursting पॉपकॉर्न from a microwave.

Skipper: AHA!.......AGH!!
Nanite: One पेंगुइन missing. Scanning. (scanning through the zoo)

Kowalski ascends from his hiding place, the manhole then sneaks up to the Electro-Pulse Cannon. He grabs it and directs it to the machine.

Kowalski: Got ya!
Nanite: Penguin’s smug levels rising…

Kowalski triggers the invention as it fires the plunger but misses. The Nanite loses its balance and begins trembling.

Kowalski: Oh nuts!

The Nanite trembles on Kowalski and painfully smacks him.

Kowalski: Owww………

It quickly returns to its composure and notices Kowalski got injured.

Nanite: Emergency! Emergency पेंगुइन injured! We have violated our own safety protocols. Shut down requiring…

It shuts down and the parts kept falling apart. Some parts fall on Kowalski, painfully.

Kowalski: Ow…again…(coming out from a microwave)
Private: Okay, what just happened?
Kowalski: Victims of their own programming.(sadly) They self-terminated.
Rico: Ooh…

Skipper pops out

Skipper: So that’s the end of the Nanites. (approaches Kowalski, Rico and Private)
Kowalski: I believe so..
Skipper: So there’s nothing protecting us penguins from danger
Kowalski: It would seem that way…
Skipper: Kowalski, you’ll have to test that theory. द्वारा मछली slapping आप into अगला week.
Kowalski: AH! Ah! ( mumbling and yelling)

Skipper: Get back here!
Kowalski: Not on the face! Not on the face!

Skipper chases Kowalski and slaps him repeatedly.
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Source: ME :3 S2E12
Author's Note: And here's the अगला chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race आप back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the पेंगुइन habitat. “Uh oh,” कहा Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...
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“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” कहा Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, आप evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If आप don’t mind me asking,” कहा Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see आप have forgotten...
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*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, आप MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my प्यार with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...
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Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a लोमड़ी, फॉक्स with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these मछली eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...
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Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE आप MONSTER!!! IF आप HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...
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V1. Young Private has a दिल of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now फ्रोज़न on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...
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this is the story of the पेंगुइन team and their प्यार lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF आप DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T टिप्पणी दे IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet दिन in the पेंगुइन base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...
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Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, आप were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*



Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* आप guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...
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Sweet Pripper's POV

I panicked when I saw Cowtails, "OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PASSED OUT!"

I suddenly heard Kowalski yell, "AHHH! KILLER!"

I stood there confused. All the penguins came over carefully.

"Where's Cowta-" Skipper stopped himself in mid sentence, "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID आप DO?!"

"I don't know, everything has been a blur!" I shouted.

Then I fell silent. Stupid savage side...

"Damnit. My savage side has struck." I muttered.

"Savage?" Kowalski repeated questionly.

"It's when I get mad. Then I end up trying to kill everyone." I कहा quietly.

Skipper looked at Cowtails, "Not sure what...
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As Skipper was flying past the park he saw Kowalski's plane parked at the lake. "What is he doing?" Skipper flew down. Kowalski wasn't in his plane या द्वारा the tree's. Skipper searched everywhere for him but he was gone without a trace "Where could he be? He wasn't attacked there's no signs of a fight, and his plane is in better condition than when he left." Skipper looked in the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of the plane and there Kowalski was sleeping. Skipper slapped him, hard. Kowalski woke instantly and held his face "OW! What the heck Skipper! Wait.....Skipper, what are आप doing here?" Skipper shook his head...
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"No....this CAN'T be happening!" Skipper yelled in rage. Private and Rico ran over to him to calm him down. Private sat Skipper down at the तालिका, टेबल "Skipper, yelling won't bring Kowalski back, we have to go after him." Keira stepped आगे "Are आप crazy?!?" Skipper stood up "It's your fault any of this happened, so why don't आप keep your mouth shut!" Keira jumped back " आप don't know what he's capable of doing!" Skipper walked over to her "Then your going to tell us exactly what we're up against."
Keira stepped back "I'm still loyal to my master. Just because I help आप once doesn't mean...
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Julien had just run out if the nurses office, shaking after what he saw, he saw a dead body with its intenses all out, julien had ran out, and begun to throw up.

Julien:"gag" "gag" "cough"

Julien continued to do this until he wondered where Maurice was...why would Maurice leave him?

Julien: oh god....why was there a body in there?! Where are---

Julien then stood up and realized where he was....he remembers it all....skipper was right, they all were in here one time....

Julien: I remember everything.....I remember Maurice--

Julien then stood up and remembered what happened to Maurice....when Maurice...
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It was Morning, and skipper and Marlene had awoken. It was pretty early, I guess with the descion they were about to make wouldn't let then sleep. Skipper and Marlene went over to skippers place and discussed what to do for Rico....

Kowlalski: why can't आप see he's in pain!!!

Kowlalski banged the तालिका, टेबल in anger at skipper.

Skipper: I can't do that!! I do realize he's in pain! But he's stronger than any of us! I know he'll make it threw!

Marlene: yea! Skippers right!

Kowalski: oh shut up Marlene!! It's your fault this while thing started!!

Marlene and everyone else went quiet as Kowalski raised his...
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Everyone was excited that they were doing something entertaining, skipper wouldn't stop talking about going to see the movie if he won, and Kat and Michelle wouldn't talk to each other, for they had a rival match going on.

Mitchell's: u might as well give up, because I'm gonna win and take Rico!

Kat: not if I win first!

Michelle and Kat continued to fight, then Phil walked in, and everyone went quiet.

Phil: alright! For the first round, we will do a प्यार story play about a soldier who's going to the war, and his girlfriend doesn't want him to go.... I will pick the people to do this.

They all stood...
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The अगला day, skipper came and knocked on Marlene's door, to ask what happened to Rico.

Marlene: yes, oh hello skipper, what brings u here?

Skipper: have u seen Rico, he didn't come घर last night?

Marlene: no, he didn't come here last night.

Skipper: well why didn't u come over and see if he was coming then?

Marlene: well....do u want to come in skipper?

Skipper: what?? Don't u care where Rico is?

Marlene: I do, but....u can still come in right and talk right?

Skipper: what?! He's ur boyfriend, shouldn't u care were he is?!

Marlene finally couldn't hold it In anymore and told skipper everything.

Marlene:...
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