Kowalski: Ok... right step, then left... then right again... *Starts humming*
Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a साल्सा beat.
Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!
Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD
Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a और classical piece.
He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This should be fairly easy if I keep a steady rhythm. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2....
He closes his eyes and tries to feel the music, but even when dancing at a slow tempo such as this, Kowalski somehow manages to trip over the तालिका, टेबल and land again on his head.
Kowalski: Ow! That's it! No और dancing, I-
Private: Kowalski...?
Kowalski sees that his lab door has been unlocked, and he bolts up, shoves the radio off the desk, and tries to look innocent.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, hello Private! I was just working on an invention, nothing to worry about!
Private: Oh! Because from the window of your lab door it looked like आप were dancing!
Kowalski: Dancing, who कहा anything about dancing! Heh, heh...
Private: आप really were trying to dance, weren't you?
Kowalski: ...........*Sigh* Yes I was trying to dance. -_-
Private: Well you're never going to learn like that! I'll teach you! :D
Kowalski: Private, I might as well give up on dancing, playing the पियानो with one flipper would be easier than trying to do this rubbish!
Private: No, no! It's easy! आप just need an instructor!
Kowalski: *Mumbling* Of all frivolities... -_- Fine, let's start.
Private: Let's try something और fun than साल्सा music, like disco! Isn't that exciting! :D
Kowalski: Oh good golly... *Faceflipper*
Private picks up the radio that Kowalski nearly broke, and turns it to "Rock With You" (I know it's Michael Jackson, don't blame me that we're doing it in chorus!) XD
Private: I wanna rock with you! *Starts dancing* Dance आप into day!
Private does a complex series of moves, and finishes with jazz hands, या jazz flippers, in this case.
Kowalski: ...
Private: Ok, so I'm going to teach आप how to do what I just did, but slowly. Start with lifting your left flipper.
Kowalski: Does the song have to be Michael Jackson? I would rather hear-
Private: JUST START DANCING!!!!
Kowalski: Ok, ok!
Kowalski mimes Private for quite some time, learning from his newest "dance instructor" moves that could be used anywhere in disco and pop music. After the first failed attempts, Kowalski and Private were in perfect harmony, reflections in a mirror.
4 Hours Later....
Kowalski: *Panting* Can... I have.... a water break? *Falls to floor*
Private: *Turns of radio and replays song* Ok Kowalski! Let's see how आप did! Here's your dance test.
Kowalski: *Groan*
Private hits the play button and sits patiently in a chair with a rubric, like Simon from American Idol. Kowalski gets up and waits one और measure until the गाना and dancing begins.
Kowalski: Girl, close your eyes, let that rhythm get into to you...
He tries the first हटाइए of the song, a simple 360 degree spin, and does it without falling.
Kowalski's Thoughts: Yes! I can actually dance!
Kowalski: Don't try to fight it... There ain't nothin' that आप can do... *Slides to the left*
Private smiles enthusiastically, happy that his student learned how to dance without tripping over his own two feet. Kowalski continues to sing and dance with ideal accuracy to the radio, and it almost sounds like a duet between himself and Michael Jackson. He found musicality through this disco song, and begins to add और intricate motions into the pattern.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This is a lot और easier than Salsa!
The song ends द्वारा fading out, and so does Kowalski's dance moves. Private starts to clap and congratulate Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski! That was fantastic! Just amazing!
Kowalski: Well I couldn't have done it without a certain instructor! *Pats Private's head*
Private: Thanks Kowalski! Now let's try to get Rico to do the same! We could be like a dancing trio! :D
Kowalski's Thoughts: O_O
Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a साल्सा beat.
Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!
Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD
Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a और classical piece.
He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This should be fairly easy if I keep a steady rhythm. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2....
He closes his eyes and tries to feel the music, but even when dancing at a slow tempo such as this, Kowalski somehow manages to trip over the तालिका, टेबल and land again on his head.
Kowalski: Ow! That's it! No और dancing, I-
Private: Kowalski...?
Kowalski sees that his lab door has been unlocked, and he bolts up, shoves the radio off the desk, and tries to look innocent.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, hello Private! I was just working on an invention, nothing to worry about!
Private: Oh! Because from the window of your lab door it looked like आप were dancing!
Kowalski: Dancing, who कहा anything about dancing! Heh, heh...
Private: आप really were trying to dance, weren't you?
Kowalski: ...........*Sigh* Yes I was trying to dance. -_-
Private: Well you're never going to learn like that! I'll teach you! :D
Kowalski: Private, I might as well give up on dancing, playing the पियानो with one flipper would be easier than trying to do this rubbish!
Private: No, no! It's easy! आप just need an instructor!
Kowalski: *Mumbling* Of all frivolities... -_- Fine, let's start.
Private: Let's try something और fun than साल्सा music, like disco! Isn't that exciting! :D
Kowalski: Oh good golly... *Faceflipper*
Private picks up the radio that Kowalski nearly broke, and turns it to "Rock With You" (I know it's Michael Jackson, don't blame me that we're doing it in chorus!) XD
Private: I wanna rock with you! *Starts dancing* Dance आप into day!
Private does a complex series of moves, and finishes with jazz hands, या jazz flippers, in this case.
Kowalski: ...
Private: Ok, so I'm going to teach आप how to do what I just did, but slowly. Start with lifting your left flipper.
Kowalski: Does the song have to be Michael Jackson? I would rather hear-
Private: JUST START DANCING!!!!
Kowalski: Ok, ok!
Kowalski mimes Private for quite some time, learning from his newest "dance instructor" moves that could be used anywhere in disco and pop music. After the first failed attempts, Kowalski and Private were in perfect harmony, reflections in a mirror.
4 Hours Later....
Kowalski: *Panting* Can... I have.... a water break? *Falls to floor*
Private: *Turns of radio and replays song* Ok Kowalski! Let's see how आप did! Here's your dance test.
Kowalski: *Groan*
Private hits the play button and sits patiently in a chair with a rubric, like Simon from American Idol. Kowalski gets up and waits one और measure until the गाना and dancing begins.
Kowalski: Girl, close your eyes, let that rhythm get into to you...
He tries the first हटाइए of the song, a simple 360 degree spin, and does it without falling.
Kowalski's Thoughts: Yes! I can actually dance!
Kowalski: Don't try to fight it... There ain't nothin' that आप can do... *Slides to the left*
Private smiles enthusiastically, happy that his student learned how to dance without tripping over his own two feet. Kowalski continues to sing and dance with ideal accuracy to the radio, and it almost sounds like a duet between himself and Michael Jackson. He found musicality through this disco song, and begins to add और intricate motions into the pattern.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This is a lot और easier than Salsa!
The song ends द्वारा fading out, and so does Kowalski's dance moves. Private starts to clap and congratulate Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski! That was fantastic! Just amazing!
Kowalski: Well I couldn't have done it without a certain instructor! *Pats Private's head*
Private: Thanks Kowalski! Now let's try to get Rico to do the same! We could be like a dancing trio! :D
Kowalski's Thoughts: O_O
Alex:wow that पेंगुइन is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that पेंगुइन just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking पेंगुइन
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he कहा that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that पेंगुइन just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking पेंगुइन
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he कहा that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a लोमड़ी, फॉक्स
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a लोमड़ी, फॉक्स
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed द्वारा fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard आप scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed द्वारा fangirls and asked out द्वारा the prettiest डॉल्फिन in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how आप feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed द्वारा fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard आप scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed द्वारा fangirls and asked out द्वारा the prettiest डॉल्फिन in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how आप feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"