Kowalski: Ok... right step, then left... then right again... *Starts humming*
Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a साल्सा beat.
Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!
Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD
Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a और classical piece.
He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This should be fairly easy if I keep a steady rhythm. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2....
He closes his eyes and tries to feel the music, but even when dancing at a slow tempo such as this, Kowalski somehow manages to trip over the तालिका, टेबल and land again on his head.
Kowalski: Ow! That's it! No और dancing, I-
Private: Kowalski...?
Kowalski sees that his lab door has been unlocked, and he bolts up, shoves the radio off the desk, and tries to look innocent.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, hello Private! I was just working on an invention, nothing to worry about!
Private: Oh! Because from the window of your lab door it looked like आप were dancing!
Kowalski: Dancing, who कहा anything about dancing! Heh, heh...
Private: आप really were trying to dance, weren't you?
Kowalski: ...........*Sigh* Yes I was trying to dance. -_-
Private: Well you're never going to learn like that! I'll teach you! :D
Kowalski: Private, I might as well give up on dancing, playing the पियानो with one flipper would be easier than trying to do this rubbish!
Private: No, no! It's easy! आप just need an instructor!
Kowalski: *Mumbling* Of all frivolities... -_- Fine, let's start.
Private: Let's try something और fun than साल्सा music, like disco! Isn't that exciting! :D
Kowalski: Oh good golly... *Faceflipper*
Private picks up the radio that Kowalski nearly broke, and turns it to "Rock With You" (I know it's Michael Jackson, don't blame me that we're doing it in chorus!) XD
Private: I wanna rock with you! *Starts dancing* Dance आप into day!
Private does a complex series of moves, and finishes with jazz hands, या jazz flippers, in this case.
Kowalski: ...
Private: Ok, so I'm going to teach आप how to do what I just did, but slowly. Start with lifting your left flipper.
Kowalski: Does the song have to be Michael Jackson? I would rather hear-
Private: JUST START DANCING!!!!
Kowalski: Ok, ok!
Kowalski mimes Private for quite some time, learning from his newest "dance instructor" moves that could be used anywhere in disco and pop music. After the first failed attempts, Kowalski and Private were in perfect harmony, reflections in a mirror.
4 Hours Later....
Kowalski: *Panting* Can... I have.... a water break? *Falls to floor*
Private: *Turns of radio and replays song* Ok Kowalski! Let's see how आप did! Here's your dance test.
Kowalski: *Groan*
Private hits the play button and sits patiently in a chair with a rubric, like Simon from American Idol. Kowalski gets up and waits one और measure until the गाना and dancing begins.
Kowalski: Girl, close your eyes, let that rhythm get into to you...
He tries the first हटाइए of the song, a simple 360 degree spin, and does it without falling.
Kowalski's Thoughts: Yes! I can actually dance!
Kowalski: Don't try to fight it... There ain't nothin' that आप can do... *Slides to the left*
Private smiles enthusiastically, happy that his student learned how to dance without tripping over his own two feet. Kowalski continues to sing and dance with ideal accuracy to the radio, and it almost sounds like a duet between himself and Michael Jackson. He found musicality through this disco song, and begins to add और intricate motions into the pattern.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This is a lot और easier than Salsa!
The song ends द्वारा fading out, and so does Kowalski's dance moves. Private starts to clap and congratulate Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski! That was fantastic! Just amazing!
Kowalski: Well I couldn't have done it without a certain instructor! *Pats Private's head*
Private: Thanks Kowalski! Now let's try to get Rico to do the same! We could be like a dancing trio! :D
Kowalski's Thoughts: O_O
Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a साल्सा beat.
Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!
Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD
Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a और classical piece.
He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This should be fairly easy if I keep a steady rhythm. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2....
He closes his eyes and tries to feel the music, but even when dancing at a slow tempo such as this, Kowalski somehow manages to trip over the तालिका, टेबल and land again on his head.
Kowalski: Ow! That's it! No और dancing, I-
Private: Kowalski...?
Kowalski sees that his lab door has been unlocked, and he bolts up, shoves the radio off the desk, and tries to look innocent.
Kowalski: Oh, uh, hello Private! I was just working on an invention, nothing to worry about!
Private: Oh! Because from the window of your lab door it looked like आप were dancing!
Kowalski: Dancing, who कहा anything about dancing! Heh, heh...
Private: आप really were trying to dance, weren't you?
Kowalski: ...........*Sigh* Yes I was trying to dance. -_-
Private: Well you're never going to learn like that! I'll teach you! :D
Kowalski: Private, I might as well give up on dancing, playing the पियानो with one flipper would be easier than trying to do this rubbish!
Private: No, no! It's easy! आप just need an instructor!
Kowalski: *Mumbling* Of all frivolities... -_- Fine, let's start.
Private: Let's try something और fun than साल्सा music, like disco! Isn't that exciting! :D
Kowalski: Oh good golly... *Faceflipper*
Private picks up the radio that Kowalski nearly broke, and turns it to "Rock With You" (I know it's Michael Jackson, don't blame me that we're doing it in chorus!) XD
Private: I wanna rock with you! *Starts dancing* Dance आप into day!
Private does a complex series of moves, and finishes with jazz hands, या jazz flippers, in this case.
Kowalski: ...
Private: Ok, so I'm going to teach आप how to do what I just did, but slowly. Start with lifting your left flipper.
Kowalski: Does the song have to be Michael Jackson? I would rather hear-
Private: JUST START DANCING!!!!
Kowalski: Ok, ok!
Kowalski mimes Private for quite some time, learning from his newest "dance instructor" moves that could be used anywhere in disco and pop music. After the first failed attempts, Kowalski and Private were in perfect harmony, reflections in a mirror.
4 Hours Later....
Kowalski: *Panting* Can... I have.... a water break? *Falls to floor*
Private: *Turns of radio and replays song* Ok Kowalski! Let's see how आप did! Here's your dance test.
Kowalski: *Groan*
Private hits the play button and sits patiently in a chair with a rubric, like Simon from American Idol. Kowalski gets up and waits one और measure until the गाना and dancing begins.
Kowalski: Girl, close your eyes, let that rhythm get into to you...
He tries the first हटाइए of the song, a simple 360 degree spin, and does it without falling.
Kowalski's Thoughts: Yes! I can actually dance!
Kowalski: Don't try to fight it... There ain't nothin' that आप can do... *Slides to the left*
Private smiles enthusiastically, happy that his student learned how to dance without tripping over his own two feet. Kowalski continues to sing and dance with ideal accuracy to the radio, and it almost sounds like a duet between himself and Michael Jackson. He found musicality through this disco song, and begins to add और intricate motions into the pattern.
Kowalski's Thoughts: This is a lot और easier than Salsa!
The song ends द्वारा fading out, and so does Kowalski's dance moves. Private starts to clap and congratulate Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski! That was fantastic! Just amazing!
Kowalski: Well I couldn't have done it without a certain instructor! *Pats Private's head*
Private: Thanks Kowalski! Now let's try to get Rico to do the same! We could be like a dancing trio! :D
Kowalski's Thoughts: O_O
if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE दिन SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT दिन SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told प्यार potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent दिखाना gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops सुरक्षित on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the हाथी foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs सुरक्षित and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE दिन SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT दिन SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told प्यार potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent दिखाना gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops सुरक्षित on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the हाथी foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs सुरक्षित and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," कहा Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that कहा TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of लेखन right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. आप don't have to read this
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"Kowalski," कहा Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that कहा TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of लेखन right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. आप don't have to read this
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Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.
Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little पेंगुइन who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.
Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the पेड़ he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper राइफल goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico कहा "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.