LATER:
Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six और than once.
Saten: Hey, I'm here.
Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have आप happened to see Pinkie on your way here?
Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.
Rarity: आप mean Derpy?
Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-
Pinkie: (comes in).
Saten: There she is.
Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.
Twilight: What's with your eyes.
Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).
Twilight: (to Saten) What did आप do to her?
Saten: Why think I did anything?
Pinkie: (stoned laughter).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.
Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.
Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!
Dash: ... Your high.
Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!
Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on आप Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.
Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.
AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.
FLASHBACK:
AJ: Derpy, I need आप to watch over AppleBloom.
Derpy: Sure.
(not long after).
AJ: हे Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!
Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!
END FLASHBACK:
LATER:
Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.
Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell आप all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!
[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].
Twilight: It's...
Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—
Pinkie: Tomorrow!
Twilight: ... Yes, on the-
Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]
Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.
Pinkie: Annnnnd?
Twilight: And, that's it.
Pinkie: Oh.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, how did आप know all that?
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, आप कहा आप needed our help with something?
Twilight: Follow me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor कहा he wanted to come to the गढ़, महल and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a बछेड़ा as a surprise!
Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]
Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!
Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!
Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!
Spike: And check out all these old comic books!
Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!
Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]
Saten: What's this?
Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!
Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]
Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for गढ़, महल décor, but it is very sweet of you.
Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will प्यार it.
Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few और things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever आप need, sugarcube, we'll help आप get it.
Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]
Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!
Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a टट्टू can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the टट्टू standing अगला to her what it is या she might explode?!
Fluttershy: I would say... no.
Rarity: The टट्टू who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]
इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was अभिनय weirder than usual?
Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six और than once.
Saten: Hey, I'm here.
Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have आप happened to see Pinkie on your way here?
Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.
Rarity: आप mean Derpy?
Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-
Pinkie: (comes in).
Saten: There she is.
Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.
Twilight: What's with your eyes.
Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).
Twilight: (to Saten) What did आप do to her?
Saten: Why think I did anything?
Pinkie: (stoned laughter).
Saten: See, she's fine.
Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.
Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.
Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!
Dash: ... Your high.
Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!
Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on आप Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.
Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.
AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.
FLASHBACK:
AJ: Derpy, I need आप to watch over AppleBloom.
Derpy: Sure.
(not long after).
AJ: हे Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!
Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!
END FLASHBACK:
LATER:
Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.
Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell आप all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!
[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].
Twilight: It's...
Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—
Pinkie: Tomorrow!
Twilight: ... Yes, on the-
Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]
Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.
Pinkie: Annnnnd?
Twilight: And, that's it.
Pinkie: Oh.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, how did आप know all that?
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, आप कहा आप needed our help with something?
Twilight: Follow me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor कहा he wanted to come to the गढ़, महल and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a बछेड़ा as a surprise!
Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]
Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!
Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!
Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!
Spike: And check out all these old comic books!
Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!
Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]
Saten: What's this?
Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!
Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]
Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for गढ़, महल décor, but it is very sweet of you.
Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will प्यार it.
Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few और things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever आप need, sugarcube, we'll help आप get it.
Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]
Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!
Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a टट्टू can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the टट्टू standing अगला to her what it is या she might explode?!
Fluttershy: I would say... no.
Rarity: The टट्टू who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!
Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]
इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was अभिनय weirder than usual?
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who आप calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot द्वारा a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who आप calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot द्वारा a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a बादल of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real फ्रेंड्स don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a बादल of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real फ्रेंड्स don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Frank Pollanchio
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger कहा evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded द्वारा biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered द्वारा this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather या not she REALLY thought it was funny, या was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger कहा evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded द्वारा biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered द्वारा this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather या not she REALLY thought it was funny, या was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
