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LATER:

Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six और than once.

Saten: Hey, I'm here.

Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have आप happened to see Pinkie on your way here?

Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.

Rarity: आप mean Derpy?

Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-

Pinkie: (comes in).

Saten: There she is.

Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.

Twilight: What's with your eyes.

Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).

Twilight: (to Saten) What did आप do to her?

Saten: Why think I did anything?

Pinkie: (stoned laughter).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.

Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.

Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!

Dash: ... Your high.

Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!

Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on आप Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.

Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.

AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.

FLASHBACK:

AJ: Derpy, I need आप to watch over AppleBloom.

Derpy: Sure.

(not long after).

AJ: हे Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!

Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!

END FLASHBACK:

LATER:

Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.

Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell आप all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!

[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].

Twilight: It's...

Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!

Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—

Pinkie: Tomorrow!

Twilight: ... Yes, on the-

Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]

Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.

Pinkie: Annnnnd?

Twilight: And, that's it.

Pinkie: Oh.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, how did आप know all that?

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?

इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, आप कहा आप needed our help with something?

Twilight: Follow me.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor कहा he wanted to come to the गढ़, महल and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a बछेड़ा as a surprise!

Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]

Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!

Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!

Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!

Spike: And check out all these old comic books!

Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!

Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]

Saten: What's this?

Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!

Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]

Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for गढ़, महल décor, but it is very sweet of you.

Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will प्यार it.

Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few और things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever आप need, sugarcube, we'll help आप get it.

Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]

Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!

Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a टट्टू can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the टट्टू standing अगला to her what it is या she might explode?!

Fluttershy: I would say... no.

Rarity: The टट्टू who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]

इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was अभिनय weirder than usual?
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Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: आप wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
 Tim's नाग, सांप
Tim's Viper


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do आप enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do आप think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
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Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real कोट्स द्वारा me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way या anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no और than what आप expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing और to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable आप just want to take everything आप own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell आप the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong दिन mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd आप do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money और then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting आप be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did आप do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. आप changed my voice...
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As most of आप already know, I've दिया और than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight कहा to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand द्वारा my opinion that she was out of line when she कहा that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did आप get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The अगला episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this लेख is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and आप get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told आप that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: हे Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case पटाखा, पटाखे with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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