Everypony at Celestia's गढ़, महल was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting तोप ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: At least आप got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it आप three कहा आप were going to do to win this war?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're लोडिंग the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: आग the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot द्वारा cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: आप three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes आप are Miss. I प्यार mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed द्वारा arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield आप careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting और casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll दिखाना the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told आप it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* आप ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that नारंगी, ऑरेंज pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did आप miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked द्वारा Gilda*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are आप going to do about it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting तोप ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: At least आप got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it आप three कहा आप were going to do to win this war?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're लोडिंग the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: आग the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot द्वारा cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: आप three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes आप are Miss. I प्यार mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed द्वारा arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield आप careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting और casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll दिखाना the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told आप it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* आप ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that नारंगी, ऑरेंज pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did आप miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked द्वारा Gilda*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are आप going to do about it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.