Everypony at Celestia's गढ़, महल was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting तोप ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: At least आप got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it आप three कहा आप were going to do to win this war?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're लोडिंग the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: आग the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot द्वारा cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: आप three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes आप are Miss. I प्यार mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed द्वारा arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield आप careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting और casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll दिखाना the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told आप it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* आप ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that नारंगी, ऑरेंज pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did आप miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked द्वारा Gilda*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are आप going to do about it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting तोप ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: At least आप got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it आप three कहा आप were going to do to win this war?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're लोडिंग the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: आग the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot द्वारा cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: आप three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes आप are Miss. I प्यार mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed द्वारा arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield आप careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting और casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll दिखाना the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at इंद्रधनुष Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told आप it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* आप ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that नारंगी, ऑरेंज pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did आप miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked द्वारा Gilda*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are आप going to do about it?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black परिवर्तनीय with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the परिवर्तनीय they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times द्वारा a blue unicorn. He gets punched one और time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
इंद्रधनुष Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black परिवर्तनीय with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the परिवर्तनीय they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times द्वारा a blue unicorn. He gets punched one और time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
इंद्रधनुष Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15