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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.

Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. आप just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did आप call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

Meanwhile in Denver.

Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.

Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were आप thinking when आप went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do आप even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are आप so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.

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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the पूर्व installment, its based on creepypastas, और specifically Jeff the Killer. Please टिप्पणी दे and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a सोफ़ा, सोफे she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box द्वारा Nirvana)

Sitting द्वारा the door waiting for आप to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any एंन्जल्स left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no और urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when आप ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any एंन्जल्स left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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