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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.

Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. आप just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did आप call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

Meanwhile in Denver.

Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.

Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were आप thinking when आप went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do आप even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are आप so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.

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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great दिन in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. द्वारा day, they would be filled with energy. द्वारा night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She कहा that there was a loose लोमड़ी, फॉक्स and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful दिन to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* आप कहा it sister!
RD: हे Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would आप pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the जानवर with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain चॉकलेट milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", कहा the princess.

"I'll find him", कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", कहा Twilight.

"Fine", कहा इंद्रधनुष as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The दिन and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a सिंहासन in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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