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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did आप kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. आप also might've died. That's why I came here to offer आप protection.
cashier: If आप put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let आप get the अगला one though.

Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the अगला place to rob.

Pinkie Pie: This अगला place is owned द्वारा Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do आप need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do आप think आप are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! आप never kill the cashiers, या the owner of a business!
Twilight: He कहा no.
Pinkie Pie: आप gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: आप mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: अगला business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are आप doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.

The final place was owned द्वारा Baltimare

Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, आप need protection.
owner: That's why आप killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: आप mean...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the रंग of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will आप stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an नारंगी, ऑरेंज firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony चुरा लिया all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon, पैपिलोन fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a वृत्त looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a नाव that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon, पैपिलोन as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The अगला day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, या just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight द्वारा train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered द्वारा train....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks आप guys.
Master Sword: What caused आप to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did आप find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner कहा it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: या he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do आप plan to go...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....
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Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings

link

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.

Applejack's Double Life

link

With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? शामिल होइए Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read और fanfictions द्वारा me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Spike: आप guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. आप say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: आप guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are आप sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% आप *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor