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Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.

Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did आप kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. आप also might've died. That's why I came here to offer आप protection.
cashier: If आप put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let आप get the अगला one though.

Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the अगला place to rob.

Pinkie Pie: This अगला place is owned द्वारा Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do आप need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do आप think आप are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! आप never kill the cashiers, या the owner of a business!
Twilight: He कहा no.
Pinkie Pie: आप gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: आप mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: अगला business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are आप doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.

The final place was owned द्वारा Baltimare

Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, आप need protection.
owner: That's why आप killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.

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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done द्वारा Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No टट्टू can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead द्वारा a टट्टू named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead द्वारा Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead द्वारा John who somehow survived being killed द्वारा a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead द्वारा an alicorn named Fuku,...
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 Pinkie Pie's car
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This fanfic is a combination of My Little टट्टू with a movie called Duel. If आप have not seen Duel, then आप should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did आप get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need आप to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the सूची with आप in case आप forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 मिनटों later she got behind a big rig carrying...
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हे guys. So a couple months पूर्व I did an लेख on my link, as आप may recall. Well, since then there have been a couple big changes to my list, large enough that I felt it was worth re-doing. The format is gonna be pretty much the same as it was in the other one, and for some of the returning stories I'll pretty much just be copy/paste-ing my पूर्व thoughts. I would like to blame btflash for being the dork indirectly responsible for most of these changes. And here we go.

15. Night Guards द्वारा Raugos

Tags: Adventure
Chapters: 12, including the author's note and the bonus chapters
This...
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