posted by taylor_love
"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."
"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a खाना group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted आप to know, in case ... I just wanted आप to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would आप take romantic सलाह from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help आप for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no और hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No और Nairtinis, no और headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"