1.Why are scene kids so bad at karate?
Because they can never get past the white belt
2.A punk with a इंद्रधनुष collored mohawk sits down on a bench अगला to an old man. After awhile he notices the old man is staring at him. "Whats wrong old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time screwed a parrot, i was just wondering if आप were my son."
3.What do आप do if there's an ईमो in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload.
4.Whats better than 50 ईमो kids nailed to a tree?
One ईमो kid nailed to fifty trees.
5.What would you...
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