आप know आप watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. आप have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. आप don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... आप vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And आप know exactly what happened to them.
4. आप pass out meat on Valentine's दिन instead of candy.
5. आप talk in third person.
6. आप block up your chimney on क्रिस्मस because आप fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image आप can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. आप check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When आप get a zit, आप name it Pustulio and insist...
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