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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg स्लैश fic. आप don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my चोटी, शीर्ष 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I प्यार 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice क्वीन even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hog'
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posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense या is offensive. But here goes...

1) आप are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring आप to like ZaDr, या to visit the ZaDr club, या to look at and टिप्पणी दे on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if आप dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, संगीत from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. सेकंड्स before this moment आप were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making आप laugh, like he always has. Just as आप thought he was going to ask आप to go to the movies, या come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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Lets have a little think about this situation, shall we?

I'm sure we can all come up with a hundred and one examples of Jhonen Vasquez giving contradictory explanations for certain things about the show. Thats the way he is and, lets be honest, that makes things interesting for us as fans. But lets assess the Bloody गिर situation without the death threats...

The official reason for Invader Zim being cancelled was low ratings. That was the reason officially released द्वारा Nickelodeon. Now, we all have our conspiracy theories. Of course, it is entirely possible that Nickelodeon cancelled the show...
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 "Congratulations आप two, it's a boy"
"Congratulations you two, it's a boy"
As zim walked घर from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course गिर was in the सोफ़ा, सोफे watching his Scary Monkey दिखाना like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" गिर कहा not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told आप to... Oh forget it, I'll check...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 प्यार Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My दिल Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A सवाल Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's दिल <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt आप luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as गिर walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to कप केक *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by zim123456
so this is billy and mandy and invader zim so i hope आप like it.

billy and mandy pov

mandy,billy was in the living room with grim they was watching tv.

"grim is it true that aliens is real"billy ask

"no billy they not"grim said

"but there is a दिखाना called invader zim i going to to watch it"billy said

"fine billy"mandy said

billy cilck the tv दिखाना and bily saw a alien and robot on the show

"look grim,mandy there's a alien in the show"billy said

"billy it's zim and गिर that's why it's name invader zim dumb kid"mandy said

"can we go there grim"billy ask

"mmm well i...
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posted by scar_two
scar sat there confused. he wondered what was this strange being helping him and how did she get on the ship . then a gaurd half conscious tackled raven then raven got out a चाकू and sliced his leg off and the gaurd finally लॉस्ट consciousnes. then raven कहा "we better get going before और come." "but आप कहा आप tranquilized them all" कहा scar in a nervous voice. then raven कहा "more ships are droping और prisoners here and guards". then raven cut open the steel bars. get out कहा raven here then raven passed an ak-47 to scar "how do i use it?" asked scar "theres a trigger" कहा raven then scar took out two guards "hey recoil". then scar busted open a door and killed three और "hey save some for me कहा raven". then raven instructed scar to a little ship then they flew away from the ship and then went down to earth. "what is this planet?" asked scar.( raven is a human & srry 4 shortens i was lazy)
posted by Invader_K
Blink went to sleep after 4 hours. Dib and Zim noticed Blink's door was shut, Zim glared at Dib. Dib looked at Zim. "Why are आप glaring at me?" Dib asked, looking annoyed. "Because Dib. Because." Zim said, folding his arms. "Why???" Dib asked, this time almost yelling. "I'll give आप a hint, आप stupid stupid pig monster. Blink." Zim said, looking angry. "What about her?" Dib asked. "Well, आप see, Blink was my best friend, AND आप चुरा लिया HER!" Zim shouted, pushing Dib onto the floor. Dib got up and Pushed Zim back, only harder, and Zim hit the wall. Zim threw a lamp at Dib's head, and Dib...
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posted by zgfangrl
at the membranes...
zim- okay here it goes
claire- hand me the gameslave and the fishing line
*claire tosses out the gameslave near gaz*
claire- luck prepare the containment unit
luck- yes master!
gaz- it cant be... it is... THE NEW GAMESLAVE!!*eyes open full as she goes to pick it up*
claire- prepare to be doomed pitiful gaz human!
*gaz steps on the containment unit trapping her*
zim- no human can stand up to the planning of the mighty irken race!
claire- zim shutup! आप might wake the dib!
dib- gaz! why are आप in that bubble!
gaz- who cares?! I GOT THE NEW GAMESLAVE! now go away your voice is stupid...
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posted by zgfangrl
dib- हे there partner
claire- stop calling me that!!
dib- whatever आप say
claire- i brought diving gear but none of the goggles will fit your GIANT head
dib- its okay i brought my own!!!
claire- lets go i was researching and it कहा theres a mermaid town around here*holds up map*
dib- OKAY GREAT!!*looks at her in loving way*
claire-*creeped out द्वारा looks* okay then...
claire- ill be down in a sec i gotta do.. some stuff...
dib- आप do your stuff ill be waiting*jumps off नाव into water*
claire grabs some scissors and puts on a bubbly thingy to protect...
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posted by Solo28
Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did आप do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did आप do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: आप RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did आप stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! आप leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and गिर arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...
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posted by Invader_K

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*

She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.


I made sandwhiches!

I just noticed आप were closer to earth...
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In the armada

Tallest Red,"MOM!WHERES THE DONUTS?!".Tallest Purple,"YEAH!".Tallest Salemandra,"Sorry sons don't know.".Tallest Purple,"HEY आप always treat us bad after we sent Zim away!".Tallest Salemandra,"So!You are always so meant to YOUR BROTHER!Who has done NOTHING bad to you!".Tallest Red,"Come on Purple lets go!"Purple,"okay!"


Dib,"So Zim do IRKENS have mothers?".Zim,"Well...Yes".Dib,"whats your mother like?".Zim,"Well heres her picture.".Picture shows an IRKEN with curly antena and light green eyes.Dib,"She looks nice.".Zim,"Yeh......"
posted by zgfangrl
zim- what is this plan?
claire- dib is obsessed with paranormal stuff i read about a thingy called a mermaid
zim- what is that?! it sounds horrible!
claire- its a weird पार करना, क्रॉस between a human and a fish
zim- thats DISGUSTING!!
claire- i know but anyway if i befriend dib i can tell him i saw a mermaid and make him go diving to find it while hes swimming ill just cut the air and the PITIFUL human will die
zim- thats genius!(man shes smart too!)but i wanna do it
claire- no zim आप cant he hates आप and unless आप get a better diguise, stop hating him and wait until आप can enroll in skool again it wont...
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Chapter 2

"Why haven't they answered my calls!" the EX-invader cried. It's been already 2 years that he found out about his mission. Over the years Zim has change द्वारा his height, He discovered that Human खाना helps him grow द्वारा all the nasty ingredients it has. Zim suffered in the beginning but he was desperate to become as tall as his Tallests. His clothes and disguise hasn't changed, but his looks did या so the girls in Skool say. He gave up his whole dream of taking over the earth, now he really wished to take revenge on his planet, especially the Tallest for the horrible lies they did to him....
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posted by titanicdragon
Zoey's pov

Nothing bad to report, then it happened. I saw Dib being attacked द्वारा a Lausenschlage snake creature who seem to have a thing for killing. I goarned just once I wish I didn't have to leave, but he would be a witness.

Dib was yelling in pain.

"You die tonight Grimm" he said

"What Are आप Talking About." he yelled

So he was a Grimm.

"Hey ugly how about messing with me!"

It turned

"Two Grimms for the price of one."

"Zoey get out of here!"

The beast lunged but before he knew what hit him his head went flying off. Dib stared in horror.

"You come with me"

"Hell NO"

"You really think आप can tell me...
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posted by SweetSponge
Zim: i luv u Sasha
Sasha: i luv u to Zim
Kad: theres no words to describe how much they luv each other
Kil: no kiddin
Kad: not even to mention the stuff they do at night
Kil: i think its sweet
Kad: i do to... i wonder y other ppl dont think its not
Sasha: phh *talks sarcactically* "cuz its not normal"
Kad: lol
Sasha: *sigh*
Zim: wht is it Sasha?
Sasha: ...
Zim: is there something i should kno?
Sasha: i guess....
Zim: wht is it then?
Kad: cmon, u can tell us sista
Kil: yeah, its alright
Sasha: ok then....*looks a little nervous*
Sasha: im.....
Zim: ur wht?
Sasha: Im,
KaD: cmon sista, spit it out
Sasha: Im pregnat...
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