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We all probably remember रूबेन, र्यूबन - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are आप today?

Reub.: आप can't drink two jars of applesauce if आप don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, आप can make a dog bark faster than a मछली can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think आप are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! आप may have notice that my यूज़रनाम is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my प्रिय couple EVER, McGee and Abby from एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your यूज़रनाम right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope आप guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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