Spain

Narrator: The chronicles of हेतालिया War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do आप feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: आप know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle आप with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*


Cleverbot:...

हेतालिया has always been my number one anime. I can't imagine living without it. Here's how I came to know the ऐनीमे and the fandom...

Me and my friend (she's on another website called Wattpad) yukinetheregalia, were talking about animes. She asked me if I watched Hetalia. Not wanting to disappoint her, I lied (guilty) and कहा yes. Just in case she asked any और सवालों I searched up हेतालिया as quickly as I could. Hey...wanna know something cool? The picture at the चोटी, शीर्ष is THE FIRST हेतालिया PICTURE I have ever seen. Neat...it remains my all-time प्रिय picture and a warm remembrance of how...

1386 Windsor, England

"Arthur"

"Yes, Maria?" He asked while I was looking at my king, D. John I of Portugal, wedding with a British princess, Phillippa of Lancaster.

"I'm nervous…" I looked at my feet, blushing. He chuckled softly and pushed my chin up, so I can look at his eyes.

"You silly portuguese…" His smile made my kneels shake. "You don't need to be nervous. This is just a reinforcement of our alliance"

"I know… But we will share vows… It's not like the last time… We will" I swallowed "Married "

"That's the best part, lass" He grabbed my hand and किस it and I felt myself getting...

Italy: हे WELCOME BACK बिना सोचे समझे READER!!! TODAY IS
THE दिन WHEN आप WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES बिना सोचे समझे READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK आप ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
RANDOM READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T आप DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE...

1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.

2. I cannot paste चित्रो of Italy's curl onto बिना सोचे समझे walls like wallpaper.

3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.

4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to कहा curl.

5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.

6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.

7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.

8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'

9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.

10. I...