हेतालिया Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

Seychelles...

Smileys are द्वारा link
Please feel free to use them on your profile, blog, website, etc..


Italy
(=ヮ=)೨

Germany
(╬≖ิ__≖)

Japan
(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自

America
(☞≧ヮ≦)☞

England
o̿ ̭ o̿

France
ლ(= з = )ლ ~♥

Russia
(^し^)

China
｡◕`ヮ´◕｡

Canada
(who...?) o( 휴ç휴)o

Spain
*(´ヮ`)~*

Romano/ South Italy
(╬..>////<..)ノ

Sweden
≖ิ_≖

Finland
⌒▽⌒

Denmark
(ﾟヮﾟ)中

Norway
ರ_ರ೨

Iceland
ㅎ_ㅎ

Hungary
❀(癶ヮ癶)

Prussia
(≖ヮ≖)

Belgium
✌.|•͡˘‿•͡˘|.✌

Lichtenstein
*((♛‿♛))

Switzerland
ಠ_ಠ)o☞

Belarus
⇎_⇎

Ukraine
ಥ_ಥ

Estonia
Σ щ(°Д°щ)...

All possible हेतालिया Pairings. These are all the हेतालिया pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....

Apparently, he was very religious as a child (most likely due to him having been raised द्वारा the order of Teutonic Knights, a highly religious war group). This is exampled when he accidentally gropes Hungary when they were children (not having known that she was a girl during that particular point in time). However, once he discovered that he had grabbed her breasts, after Hungary had left to go fight, he is seen kneeling before an altar, begging God for forgiveness (as he believes that he has committed a sin).
[edit]Relationships

[edit]America
Main article: America
Though there hasn't been much...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco गिटार it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: हेतालिया Wars continues in this installment.

...

User: Prepare yourself!


Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?


User: We are going to settle this right here!


Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.


User: *throws Canada at you*


Cleverbot: *throws Russian भालू at Putin*.


User: *hits with Finland*


Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.


User: *hits with Sweden*


Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.


User: *throws a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.


User: *hits with 2ps*


Cleverbot: *eats...

सवाल to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: गुलाबी is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I प्यार milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!



Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did आप here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*


Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

China: AW! ARE आप COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT आप JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T आप DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO आप DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO आप DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN आप MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE आप SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE दिखाना ME
YOUR C**K AND कचरा, जंक, रद्दी AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING दिखाना YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...

आप see, आप have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 दिन because I'm lazy.

1. Your प्रिय character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least प्रिय character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. या Russia. या Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character आप have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....

"Am I Catholic या Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then आप any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating आप so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be फ्रेंड्स and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. आप didn't want to be फ्रेंड्स with me! आप just wanted to tell me what to tell आप what to do, and आप didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...

Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to सूची all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if आप think Poland has a crush on Cuba या if आप think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the टिप्पणियाँ if I forgot one या if I...

Egypt: Mummy-style

Norway: Sleeps like Egypt, but और dangerous. He always crosses his left arm over his right arm, and if someone tries to switch that position (or any position of his), he bolts into sitting position and headbutts them, still sleeping. Denmark has been on the receiving end of this many times.

Germany: He's a side-sleeper. He usually turns his back to any bedmate he might have, because he feels awkward facing someone while asleep. Plus he can pretend they aren't there.

America: Sprawled out all over the bed. Arms askew, legs in strange positions, head lolling to the side--he...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! आप call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! आप DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All आप are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has और dick! I have an army of Red Coats! आप have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected द्वारा the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we लॉस्ट rest in peace... thank आप and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That दिन I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are आप ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the अगला हेतालिया war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits आप with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, आप know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which हेतालिया character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...

I made a round of the 10 most hottest in hetalia.
Here are the participants that were elected. (not द्वारा me, द्वारा people.)

-England.
-Romano.
-France.
-Prussia.
-Japan
-America.
-Switzerland.
-Spain.
-Canada.
-Germany.

Here're the चोटी, शीर्ष 10. Enjoy^^





Number 10.
C a n a d a.



Well, he's so cute, but not hot.








Number 9.
G e r m a n y.


He's actually a hot character in Hetalia, he's cute & strong guy, I know that poeple प्यार him^^ 1313, why not?. ♥

























Number 8.
P r u s s i a.

User: आप know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if आप do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in प्यार Ben!?!


User: In प्यार with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are आप in प्यार with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought आप were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine....

Hey! I know a lot of people do this but i haven't seen one from a guys perspective! Even though i'm a girl, I have a lot of guy फ्रेंड्स and I just wanted to try and see if it would work. so here it is! Keseseses! ~




आप walk down the street, hands in your pockets, over to Francis' house. He might be a pervert at times but he really helps आप out when your having issues with your girlfriend. As आप continue to walk towards Francis' house, आप hope that आप don't run into MIchelle, The girl who's always around. She doesn't have a lot of money so Francis took her in as a house guest and occasionally...