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posted by Athiya
Many of आप might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.

So, who are आप pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:

a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!

b) They were both dead once.

c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters

d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book

e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p

f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.

In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.

Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, या other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)

Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.

Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.

Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.

He climbed, and attacked Voldy --

"Protego!"

(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's कूलर this way)

Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him और kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, द्वारा the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.

Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!

Um, wrong.

Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.

Victory!

Well, not really.

आप see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.

But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.

Crucio!

Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*

From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
posted by FredWRules
-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a हटाइए until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s दिन in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry कहा he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
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I made a सूची of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If आप can give explanation answering the सवालों ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky सवाल because there are a lot of लेखाए about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter प्रशंसकों respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell आप which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion द्वारा BedIntruder पोस्टेड 4 hours पूर्व


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides द्वारा calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies द्वारा लेखन about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The पुस्तकें aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken द्वारा the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that आप arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and आप will प्यार it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to आप that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe आप didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. या maybe आप didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But आप get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her फ्रेंड्स - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was पढ़ना a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an सेब on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my लेखन folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with आप guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella द्वारा Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until आप agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn आप into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told आप I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, आप crazy witch
Now it's raining और than ever
But we’re...
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here is the website:

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1. he/she just कहा "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just कहा that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff या hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot और then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been लेखन a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight द्वारा just "letting her characters handle the plot". There द्वारा making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write प्रशंसक fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good प्रशंसक fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie आप want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a प्रशंसक of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for लोकप्रिय आइकनों like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, आप might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When आप turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a सूची of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced द्वारा Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two पुस्तकें sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, आप see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The सेकंड features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter प्रशंसकों are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER लेखाए HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 मिनटों पूर्व ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 मिनटों पूर्व ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 मिनटों पूर्व ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores आप या is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in प्यार with आप — and आप are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells आप to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the प्यार of your life. आप should stay with him since he will keep आप सुरक्षित forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell आप that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When पढ़ना them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But आप need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a प्यार story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the पुस्तकें हटाइए on. And have आप seen all the different...
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