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posted by Athiya
Many of आप might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.

So, who are आप pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:

a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!

b) They were both dead once.

c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters

d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book

e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p

f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.

In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.

Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, या other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)

Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.

Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.

Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.

He climbed, and attacked Voldy --

"Protego!"

(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's कूलर this way)

Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him और kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, द्वारा the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.

Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!

Um, wrong.

Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.

Victory!

Well, not really.

आप see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.

But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.

Crucio!

Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*

From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
It’s been a while since i am here in this Harry Potter vs Twilight community. Now, being a die hard Harry Potter प्रशंसक my vote always go for the same, but I feel द्वारा criticizing any of the two of them is insulting the world of story writing. I give it a thought why this whole Harry Potter vs Twilight thing is started and all that comes to me is a memory of mine. At some point I liked Twilight (though not as much as I am obsessed with Harry Potter). Then one दिन I had an argument with a friend of mine & naturally I sided with Harry Potter but hearing illogical criticism turned me against...
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Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could आप introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go द्वारा Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a प्रिय दिखाना xD.

What is it that आप hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire फिल्में with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather बिना सोचे समझे today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a बिना सोचे समझे collection of letters put together to form a बिना सोचे समझे collection of words which will, in turn, provide a बिना सोचे समझे collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If आप have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my फ्रेंड्स greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards या just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I खोजिए what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, लेखक of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her सेकंड book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell आप why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered आप make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: बंदूकों and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. आप silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that कछुआ, कछुए hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. या at least the book. The films are और funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the स्रोत material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't प्यार it; I'm no Potterhead द्वारा any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the पुस्तकें and films, पढ़ना and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still प्यार आप after all these years.
Thinking of आप brings me to tears.
I see आप every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if आप are just beyond my reach.

Where are आप my dear?
Are आप near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When आप had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter लेखक J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy लेखन to attend the तारा, स्टार studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight लेखक Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that लेखन is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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