Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.
3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns क्रिस्मस Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the वैंपायर of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.
3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns क्रिस्मस Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the वैंपायर of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
I don't want to hear about Harry Potter या any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a वाद-विवाद about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why आप Twilight प्रशंसकों enjoy पढ़ना Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If आप don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear आप saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP प्रशंसकों and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful वाद-विवाद though. I want to discuss the reasons आप give, but nicely.
If आप can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with आप I will वाद-विवाद with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
If आप don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear आप saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP प्रशंसकों and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful वाद-विवाद though. I want to discuss the reasons आप give, but nicely.
If आप can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with आप I will वाद-विवाद with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 अलगोजा, बेससून, bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 अलगोजा, बेससून, bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.