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13 Ways to use Harry Potter to Annoy aTwilight प्रशंसक

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter पुस्तकें in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight फिल्में got him after the Harry Potter फिल्में were finished with him.

3. सूची other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that आप think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns क्रिस्मस Party to be exact, :P))

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the वैंपायर of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.

13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".

I-am-Sammy, traceyhp and 5 others like this

Merope29 #5. - ehehe. Sanguini! but I think Sanguini's scarier than him. #8. - lol. You know what, I think they DO make a cute couple. haha. #10. - hmmm.. do you think they're actually referring to Inferi when they describe the vampires in the series? hehe.

psyconinja7 But their both retarded.

missceleb86 hahahahaha thanx 4 the tips ill remember it next time

lucius_malloy @psychoninja - considering you wrote "their" instead of "they're", I'd say that it's you who's retarded.

PotterForever LOL! 2,5,6,7,8, and 9 are the best. @psychoninja7 Ah, the irony of calling something retarded while spelling one of the words you used wrong. Very nice.

wotcher-tonks XD This is great! psyschoninja7, before you call something retarded, learn how to use "there" "their" and "they're" correctly.

bbbbbbbbbbwwww yah this is kinda dumb but funneeeee!

cassie-1-2-3 Mistaking their for they're doesn't make one retarded.. It's the most common grammar mistake people make, so I've been told.

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The World Should Wake Up From the Tyrant Government of "Twilight"

posted by ryomaidol

I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight और "popular" when HP sold और than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the टमाटर meter while HP is 83% in the टमाटर meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't आप see, HP is better even of आप turn the world upside down या inside out!...

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (sorcerer's) Stone: Iran

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Hogwarts will always welcome आप घर

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Hilarious Twilight Defenses.

posted by LilRavenclaw95

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

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Kristen Stewart at Mulberry Fashion दिखाना

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Breaking Dawn Premiere - लंडन

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लेखक चित्र shoots

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हैरी पॉटर

posted by one_a_kind4ever

Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his फ्रेंड्स risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven पुस्तकें to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. प्रशंसकों of the series...

One Hundred and Twenty Seven Minus One Hundred and Twenty Six Hours

posted by ThirdPhoenix

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter पुस्तकें and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and सेकंड्स later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are आप here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He कहा cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but आप do owe me...."
"OWE आप WHAT!?"...

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One दिन in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda कहा that she read the पुस्तकें and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A दिन later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue पढ़ना after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off फ्रेंड्स (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then आप found him again in Volterra, Italy and आप started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell आप about this. I am afraid that आप might be a little bit obssessive....