musicfanaticXD -
Doctor: Seeding a level 5 planet is against Galactic law
Miss Foster: Are you threatening me?
Doctor: I'm trying to help you matron. This is your one chance. Cause if you don't call this off, I'll have to stop you.
Miss Foster: I hardly think you can stop bullets
Doctor: No hold on hold on hold on. One more thing, before dying. Do you know what happens when you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?
Miss Foster: No
Doctor: Nor me. Let's find out.


xrockstarx -
The Doctor: The last time, with Martha, it got complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.
Donna Noble: You just want to mate?
The Doctor: I just want *a* mate!
Donna Noble: You're not matin' with me Sunshine!
The Doctor: A mate! I want *a* mate!
Donna Noble: Well, just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense! I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing, y'know, alien nothing!

(P.S. Check out this video: link Funny AS! - Ellie)


mds_blackflag -
I'm waving at fat!


timeandfate -
Donna: [in Adipose lobby to security guard] Donna Noble, Health and Safety.
The Doctor: [in tunnel to different security guard] John Smith, Health and Safety.


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I love this one, hilarious :)

Haha! Yeah! Watch the video, if you like that quote.

I love that video you posted.
"How many women have you abducted? Millions." xD

Bahahahaha!!!! YEAH!
'You JUST WANT TO MATE!?'
'Yeah! I'd love it! :D'
Ahahahahaha!!!!! XD