Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.
"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.
"Hey, your my प्रिय pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.
"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, दिखा रहा है that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.
"What, आप call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.
"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"
"No! NO!" Johnny cried.
"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) आप say something?"
"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.
Buck chuckled.
"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"
"So.. आप found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.
"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.
"Almost there sir" Buck said.
"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.
Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.
"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.
"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.
Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Johnny, after finally finding the चाकू known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.
"Your not here!" Johnny कहा angrily.
"Not this time mate.. आप have it?" Buck's voice asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin चाकू आप wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.
"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his कमीज, शर्ट and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any जवाब to it.
"Haha, आप have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.
"... Dash first" Johnny कहा sternly, holding the चाकू out of Buck's reach.
"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".
Johnny dropped the चाकू on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.
Buck: आप gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.
"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.
"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.
"Johnny, आप gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.
"I'm getting आप out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his लॉस्ट MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank चोटी, शीर्ष from underneath.
"Yeah? आप promise? आप have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.
"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.
Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.
This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but और because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.
But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.
"You कहा she can leave, आप fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.
"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.
"What are आप talking abo-
"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to दिखाना my graditude.. आप know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, द्वारा hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.
Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.
"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny कहा under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.
"You are when I say आप are.. I'll take आप bloody if आप like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though और of a chuckle.
Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! आप SICK SON OF A BITCH!"
Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"
Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the चाकू and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.
Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the चाकू into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the चाकू he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.
After a सेकंड of pause, Johnny rips the चाकू silver dragoon चाकू out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.
"Asshole." Johnny कहा to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.
"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened द्वारा what happened.
"Yeah, sorry आप had to see that.. But I'll take आप to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has कहा he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER THAT EVENING:
The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.
Johnny had his लॉस्ट MC जैकेट back on.
"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly या Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.
"I won't.. But your हटाइए past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.
"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.
"Did आप really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.
"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.
Dash smiled.
"Thank you" she said, चुंबन his cheek, but not in a romantic way.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.
"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.
"Hey, your my प्रिय pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.
"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, दिखा रहा है that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.
"What, आप call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.
"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"
"No! NO!" Johnny cried.
"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) आप say something?"
"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.
Buck chuckled.
"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"
"So.. आप found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.
"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.
"Almost there sir" Buck said.
"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.
Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.
"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.
"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.
Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
Johnny, after finally finding the चाकू known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.
"Your not here!" Johnny कहा angrily.
"Not this time mate.. आप have it?" Buck's voice asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin चाकू आप wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.
"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his कमीज, शर्ट and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any जवाब to it.
"Haha, आप have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.
"... Dash first" Johnny कहा sternly, holding the चाकू out of Buck's reach.
"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".
Johnny dropped the चाकू on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.
Buck: आप gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.
"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.
"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.
"Johnny, आप gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.
"I'm getting आप out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his लॉस्ट MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank चोटी, शीर्ष from underneath.
"Yeah? आप promise? आप have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.
"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.
Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.
This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but और because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.
But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.
"You कहा she can leave, आप fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.
"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.
"What are आप talking abo-
"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to दिखाना my graditude.. आप know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, द्वारा hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.
Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.
"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny कहा under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.
"You are when I say आप are.. I'll take आप bloody if आप like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though और of a chuckle.
Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! आप SICK SON OF A BITCH!"
Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"
Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the चाकू and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.
Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the चाकू into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the चाकू he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.
After a सेकंड of pause, Johnny rips the चाकू silver dragoon चाकू out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.
"Asshole." Johnny कहा to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.
"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened द्वारा what happened.
"Yeah, sorry आप had to see that.. But I'll take आप to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has कहा he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
LATER THAT EVENING:
The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.
Johnny had his लॉस्ट MC जैकेट back on.
"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly या Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.
"I won't.. But your हटाइए past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.
"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.
"Did आप really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.
"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.
Dash smiled.
"Thank you" she said, चुंबन his cheek, but not in a romantic way.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE प्यार EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my प्रिय song द्वारा him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I प्यार how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE प्यार EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my प्रिय song द्वारा him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I प्यार how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a बिना सोचे समझे magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract आप as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) आप just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
------------------------------------------------------------------...
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this दिखाना a few और times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy आप guys enjoyed even और then I "thought" आप people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies द्वारा an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid प्रशंसक fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy आप guys enjoyed even और then I "thought" आप people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies द्वारा an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid प्रशंसक fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my अवतार photo, can clearly guess who my प्रिय Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story द्वारा him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The शीर्षक is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story द्वारा him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The शीर्षक is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
