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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my प्रिय pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, दिखा रहा है that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural.

"What, आप call the shots now Klebitz?" Buck said, and with that he took out a walkie talkie.

"Hey Victor, appearently I'm no longer calling the shots. Destory everything, and.. Cut Dash for me while your at i-"

"No! NO!" Johnny cried.

"Put a hold on that.. (looks at Johnny, smirking) आप say something?"

"... Your calling the shots." Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck chuckled.

"Victor, good news, I'm back in charge.. (quitely) Yeah, don't kill Dash. I need her alive"

"So.. आप found it?" Buck asked, putting the walkie talkie away.

"No, but I'm almost there" Johnny said.

"Almost there sir" Buck said.

"What, seriously?" Johnny groaned.

Buck grabbed the walkie talkie again.

"Fine, fine, almost there, sir" Johnny said, holding in anger.

"Beautiful, I'll be waiting" Buck said, and left.

Johnny gulped as he looked down the waterfall, realizing he had to jump it to find that damn knife.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Johnny, after finally finding the चाकू known as THE SILVER DRAGON. And merely surviving Indiana Jones like booby traps, finds nothing but Buck's radio.

"Your not here!" Johnny कहा angrily.

"Not this time mate.. आप have it?" Buck's voice asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I have that stupid fuckin चाकू आप wanted!" Johnny angrily replied.

"Prefect.. Bring it to my place" Buck replied.

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Johnny finally reached Buck's house, and found Buck sitting at his table, for some reason not wearing any pants, just his कमीज, शर्ट and underwear. But Johnny decided not to ask any questions. Cause he didn't WANT any जवाब to it.

"Haha, आप have it.. Gve it here" Buck says, motioning for Johnny to hand over the fancy knife.

"... Dash first" Johnny कहा sternly, holding the चाकू out of Buck's reach.

"Very well." Buck said, tossing him a small key. "She's downstairs".

Johnny dropped the चाकू on the table, grabbed the key, and started heading downstairs, as Buck examined the knife.

Buck: आप gotta hand it to the Chinese, when they disembowelled you, they did it in bloody style!.. I mean look at this thing!

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Johnny heads down to the basement, finding a barely clothed Dashlene Lucia, her hair all messy, and she's shaking back and forth as she's sitting on Buck's shitty mattress. She's a usually a tough costumer, so this is rare.

"DASH!" Johnny cried, running over to the clearly traumatized girl. He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but Dash flinches away from him, thinking it was Bambi "Buck" Hughes.

"No! Please! No more.. I beg you!" Dash tearfully cried, obviously afraid of Buck. But then she looked and saw it was Johnny Klebitz, and gently grabbed him.

"Johnny, आप gotta get me out of here.. I'm begging you.. Please get me out of here!" Dash begged.

"I'm getting आप out, okay?" Johnny calmly told her. And putting his लॉस्ट MC sweater around her, leaving him with his white tank चोटी, शीर्ष from underneath.

"Yeah? आप promise? आप have to promise!" Dash said, her voice clearly shaken up.

"Yeah.. About that" came a sudden voice.

Johnny looked over, and suddenly saw Buck. As he smiled evilly at them, not even wearing pants now.

This was actually pretty unnerving. Not the no pants part, well it still kinda is, but और because, Johnny has only been down here for less than a minute. How did hell did Buck come all the way downstairs, without making a sound, in such a sort amount of time. Maybe Buck IS somewhat supernatural. And that's how he kept finding Johnny.

But Johnny wasn't thinking about that. Johnny finally had enough of this asshole, and his sight started turning red, like Trevor Phillips on rampage mode.

"You कहा she can leave, आप fuck" Johnny said, so angry that he was almost sounding calm, and speaking with closed teeth.

"No, no.. What I said.. Dash, may leave with you.. But your not going anywhere, are you" Buck replied.

"What are आप talking abo-

"You see Johnny.. I AM grateful.. And I was hoping to दिखाना my graditude.. आप know properly" Buck said. Finally revealing his true nature, द्वारा hinting he wants them BOTH to be his slaves, leaving Buck's sexuality kinda questionable.

Johnny grabbed a nearby knife, pointing it at Buck.

"We're walking! Though that door!" Johnny कहा under his teeth. His breath becoming louder and angrier each second, till he was almost growling.

"You are when I say आप are.. I'll take आप bloody if आप like.. I like my meat rare" Buck said, before giving one of those evil laugh moments. Though और of a chuckle.

Johnny was now even 'more' angry, and charged at Buck with the knife, shouting. "DIEE! आप SICK SON OF A BITCH!"

Buck, with his military expirence easily overpowered Johnny, knocking him down the first few times, even laughing as he said, "This is some fucked up fourplay, eh?"

Johnny grabs at the dragoon knife, slowly pointing it at Buck, as the way Buck's eyes kept repeatedly looking at the चाकू and than at Johnny, he actually showed some level of actual worry.

Unfortantely for Buck, his worry was correct. Johnny headbutts Buck, and uses this distaction to force the चाकू into Buck's throat, the blade sticking out from the back end. As Buck struggles to breath. Johnny uses the चाकू he found, stabbing it though the side of Buck's brain.

After a सेकंड of pause, Johnny rips the चाकू silver dragoon चाकू out of Buck's throat, even decapitating him in the process. And Johnny gives a spartan kick at Buck's headless body, and it goes flying in the air, and lands a few feet away from Johnny.

"Asshole." Johnny कहा to the dead Buck, while catching his breath.

"J -Jesus Johnny" Dash said, clearly frightened द्वारा what happened.

"Yeah, sorry आप had to see that.. But I'll take आप to Packie and the others" Johnny said. Keeping the Silver Dragoon for himself. As Dennis has कहा he also has been searching for that mythogical blade. And Johnny decides to later give it to him.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

The two arrive at the Doctor's place. Dash appearently found new clothes. How so, is currently unknown, but was most likely stolen from Buck's closet, as they seemed a little big for her. And not excatly set for a woman's figure. But Dash is tomboy enough that it works 'enough'.

Johnny had his लॉस्ट MC जैकेट back on.

"Listen.. Please don't tell Carly या Packie about this.. I'll rather just forget it happened" Dash tells Johnny, calmly.

"I won't.. But your हटाइए past this.. You've done it before" Johnny insisted.

"Yeah.. Maybe" Dash said, as Johnny hugged her, seeing she needed one.

"Did आप really do all that, just for me?" Dash asked.

"Yeah.. Guess I did.. Your kinda like family though" Johnny insisted.

Dash smiled.

"Thank you" she said, चुंबन his cheek, but not in a romantic way.

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(For the record, I know the fact I changed the genders of the "sex slave" to a girl, can make it come across as a double standard.. But no, I'm all against that double standard thing, I find it deeply offensive.. So, no, it's just how it ended up).
#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't और badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's कूलर when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the सूची from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा OF GOD:
I am not a प्रशंसक of मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा of God.
Their too death...
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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!


Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. आप know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.


Rick: (nearly hit द्वारा a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!


Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.


RICK: द्वारा Morgan, hope आप never try to kill me in the future.


RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...
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MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted द्वारा two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their फ्रेंड्स find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta प्यार that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She लॉस्ट that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry आप can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated द्वारा woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped द्वारा a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied द्वारा the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy पेड़ फ्रेंड्स Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no और then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself प्रिय movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...
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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. या at least यूट्यूब him..



The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, या at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the समुद्र तट now that she knows it's a...
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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from लंडन to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE साल EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over द्वारा a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of गाँजा in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated या misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when डिज़्नी had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. या Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically गेंदबाज Hat Guy..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 मिनटों the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a दिल attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...
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I know. I know.. और Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, कुतिया, मतलबी mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman लॉस्ट there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another...
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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with प्यार interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated द्वारा Niko, have दिया him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...
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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror फिल्में too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...
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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! आप have NO idea how much I need आप wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I लॉस्ट my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. आप clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, आप have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call आप back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So आप चूहा out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. आप can give this दिखाना an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even एल (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE ऐनीमे IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that दिखाना Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS सड़क, स्ट्रीट REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the अगला Robert England.
And, आप know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. आप never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* या even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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