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AVGN: आप know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your निनटेंडो Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking game? So, the hell with that shit!
AVGN 2: Yeah! The hell with that... damn shit!
AVGN 3: The hell with that damn... fucking shit!
AVGN 3: (nervously) Relax.

AVGN: (being forced द्वारा Jason Voorhees to make POSITIVE review of a really bad Friday the 13th game) What a wonderful game! The bare basics of left and right do not apply. And that's why this game is so great because it's free from all logic. Logic is for pussies!... Oh, and every great game has a map screen, and being that the game is mostly side scrolling, आप can't tell which direction you're supposed to be going. But, that's cool. It's cool. It makes it और challenging. I like that. Like when you're walking left but really heading to the right on the map? I प्यार figuring that shit out. ...I प्यार it. ... It's just great. (sees if Jason is there, and seeing he isn't speaks how he REALLY feels) LIKE PUKE UP A DONKEY'S ASS! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK! I mean I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick, and if आप thought I was serious about this game -- [ Jason Voorhees comes out and grabs AVGN द्वारा the throat and threatens him with a machete) -- you're absolutely right because I was just kidding! I was just kidding! I swear! I swear to God, I was just kidding! I was just kidding!! It's not a shitload of fuck! It's NOT a shitload of fuck! (Jason lets AVGN go and leaves)

AVGN: This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain. It would be easier to walk barefoot without your toes या heels touching the floor. It would be easier to pick fly shit out of pepper, while wearing boxing gloves! The fact that आप can get hit only once pretty much means that you're weaker than every other enemy in the game. HOW DO आप DIE FROM JUST TOUCHING A WALL!? I can understand if he's flying it like 200 miles per घंटा and he crashes into the wall! But the fact that he just touches the दीवार and dies is just ridiculous. I never read any of the comics, so I don't know what Silver Surfer's powers are, but isn't he supposed to be pretty strong? So why'd they make him into a wimp!? Why is he fucking up rubber ducks and weeping like a crybaby!? It's like some sort of fucking joke. Like, what if they had Bruce Lee tripping over his own shoelaces? It's a fucking insult! This game should have been classic! But instead, it's worthless! It's as worthless as this fucking LJN poster I have back here! MAN, I WOULD JUST PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER THIS FUCKING GAME!!! IN FACT, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HAVING AN ANAL EVACUATION!!! (drinks beer) Fuck! (Takes the game out of the NES and throws it at the wall).

AVGN: Somewhere up here, there's a rope which, I don't know if it's important या not. आप blow up this gym locker या whatever it is and he says, "I'd have to be desperate to tie that on and jump off! No, thanks!" Are आप kidding me? Have आप ever had a video game character talk back to आप and say, "No, I'm not gonna do that!"? Going back to Mario again, what if Mario just कहा "You know, I'm really not feeling up to jumping over that platform. No thanks." This is ridiculous. I mean, he won't climb down with a rope, but he'll jump out a window and fucking kill himself?!

AVGN: So, when the game's over, the screen goes black, like a Mortal Kombat fatality. And the girl kicks आप in the butt. How violent, she kicks आप in the rear. Now I can take bodies getting slashed apart with the chainsaw, but a kick in the ass? That's fucking hardcore. Fuck this game. What a piece of shit.

AVGN: Some call it a platformer game, some call it an adventure game. I classify it as a "Where the fuck do I go?" kind of game. Yeah, one of those.

AVGN: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a shitty game!

AVGN: (after finishing the car-carrying stage 4) So I get to the goal, and guess what's next? Seriously, I want आप to just take a guess what comes after this. और rings. Yeah. What kind of game is this!? Is this some sort of insanity test!? Well, I'm done. I'm sorry, but that's all I can do. This game doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit! This is unspeakably, shockingly bad. It's sickeningly loathsome! It's a fucking suffering to the mind! It's a bunch of fuck and it doesn't belong on this planet! Somebody's gotta take care of it! This is a job for the fucking Nerd! (unbuttons his कमीज, शर्ट to reveal a blue सुपरमैन shirt. Flies up to the sun and tosses the game into into it while a rock version of सुपरमैन Theme plays.)

AVGN: आप know, there's been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd... which is me. Yeah, all these years while I've been busy playing shitty games, people've been making games about myself. There's been so many games about me, I can't even keep up. Unlike the majority of games I've ripped apart, these ones were made द्वारा independent game developers, usually single handedly, all द्वारा their selves, and hopefully they will have growing careers and aspire to make better games than a whole company of Laughin' Joking Numbnuts ever could. (He's referring to the game publisher, LJN.) Another thing that makes these games different from the games I usually play, is that I have to play them on a computer. (The Nerd looks at the Commodore 64.) Hmm... (He shrugs his shoulders.) Well, anyway, the first AVGN game I'm gonna look at is: The Angry Video Game द्वारा Eric Ruth. This was the first AVGN game that ever came to my attention back in 2008. आप might be wondering: what took me so long to get around to it? Well, the answer is simple: That's how long it took to load it on my Commodore 64!

AVGN: (Commenting on the game over screen) That's ingenious. That's the best game over screen I ever saw. For real! I'm actually being dead serious. Dead fucking serious. That's brilliant, right? "You and your फ्रेंड्स are dead. Game over". It's priceless. Like, I can't believe it! Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids? Nobody ever dies in Nintendo. They're either "defeated" या they turn into an item and like float away. But here comes a game like Friday the 13th that just cuts the bullshit, shows some balls, comes flat out and says "You're fucking dead. And your friends, too." Beautiful. (Jason nods in agreement) And what if there was a sequel? It would have to say something even worse. Like, I got it. I got a good idea what it should say. It should say:
You're Dead.
Your फ्रेंड्स Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
आप Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over.
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and और than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to दिखाना that children really do give और of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal अंडरवर्ल्ड for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill आप both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell आप all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill आप both, slice आप open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted द्वारा most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed द्वारा Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) हे cowboy? आप mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, आप DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of आप left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK आप VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where आप guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Big Macintosh
Pinkie Pie

Towns used for fanfiction

St. Foalis

Based off the यूट्यूब video created द्वारा TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's...
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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered द्वारा their on youngest child, who became possessed द्वारा Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have आप see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once आप see his face in the 'movie', आप never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once आप see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...
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Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves आप kind of disturbed..

This was recommended द्वारा WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I प्यार Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..

Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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posted by Canada24
I hate doing this to my boy Packie, hearing the heartbreak in his voice.
But it's the only way for me.
I don't even like Kate.
And और importantly, Roman is going to be a father.
If he dies, the child will grow up without a REAL family.

I never do of coarse.
But if the GOOD ending wasn't available, this would be my only choice.
I can NEVER betray Mikey.
Despite his anger and hypocritical views. He is actually a pretty nice guy.
And I hate how आप heartbroken he is.
He loved Franklyn..

Any thoughts? Comments?

Please share them
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Same as the video I पोस्टेड before
Flipqy is the best.. आप should see all my pictures of him, on my प्रोफ़ाइल
rated r
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QUESTION: How do आप hide a boner?
ANSWER: आप get a girl to hide it in

QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

QUESTION: Is is normal to be in प्यार with your dog?
ANSWER: आप need to see a therapist

QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 साल old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If आप don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one जवाब seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

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WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He कहा it was the worst प्रशंसक fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking दिखाना it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the list. The things that...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a प्रशंसक of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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