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AVGN: आप know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your निनटेंडो Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking game? So, the hell with that shit!
AVGN 2: Yeah! The hell with that... damn shit!
AVGN 3: The hell with that damn... fucking shit!
AVGN 3: (nervously) Relax.

AVGN: (being forced द्वारा Jason Voorhees to make POSITIVE review of a really bad Friday the 13th game) What a wonderful game! The bare basics of left and right do not apply. And that's why this game is so great because it's free from all logic. Logic is for pussies!... Oh, and every great game has a map screen, and being that the game is mostly side scrolling, आप can't tell which direction you're supposed to be going. But, that's cool. It's cool. It makes it और challenging. I like that. Like when you're walking left but really heading to the right on the map? I प्यार figuring that shit out. ...I प्यार it. ... It's just great. (sees if Jason is there, and seeing he isn't speaks how he REALLY feels) LIKE PUKE UP A DONKEY'S ASS! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK! I mean I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick, and if आप thought I was serious about this game -- [ Jason Voorhees comes out and grabs AVGN द्वारा the throat and threatens him with a machete) -- you're absolutely right because I was just kidding! I was just kidding! I swear! I swear to God, I was just kidding! I was just kidding!! It's not a shitload of fuck! It's NOT a shitload of fuck! (Jason lets AVGN go and leaves)

AVGN: This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain. It would be easier to walk barefoot without your toes या heels touching the floor. It would be easier to pick fly shit out of pepper, while wearing boxing gloves! The fact that आप can get hit only once pretty much means that you're weaker than every other enemy in the game. HOW DO आप DIE FROM JUST TOUCHING A WALL!? I can understand if he's flying it like 200 miles per घंटा and he crashes into the wall! But the fact that he just touches the दीवार and dies is just ridiculous. I never read any of the comics, so I don't know what Silver Surfer's powers are, but isn't he supposed to be pretty strong? So why'd they make him into a wimp!? Why is he fucking up rubber ducks and weeping like a crybaby!? It's like some sort of fucking joke. Like, what if they had Bruce Lee tripping over his own shoelaces? It's a fucking insult! This game should have been classic! But instead, it's worthless! It's as worthless as this fucking LJN poster I have back here! MAN, I WOULD JUST PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER THIS FUCKING GAME!!! IN FACT, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HAVING AN ANAL EVACUATION!!! (drinks beer) Fuck! (Takes the game out of the NES and throws it at the wall).

AVGN: Somewhere up here, there's a rope which, I don't know if it's important या not. आप blow up this gym locker या whatever it is and he says, "I'd have to be desperate to tie that on and jump off! No, thanks!" Are आप kidding me? Have आप ever had a video game character talk back to आप and say, "No, I'm not gonna do that!"? Going back to Mario again, what if Mario just कहा "You know, I'm really not feeling up to jumping over that platform. No thanks." This is ridiculous. I mean, he won't climb down with a rope, but he'll jump out a window and fucking kill himself?!

AVGN: So, when the game's over, the screen goes black, like a Mortal Kombat fatality. And the girl kicks आप in the butt. How violent, she kicks आप in the rear. Now I can take bodies getting slashed apart with the chainsaw, but a kick in the ass? That's fucking hardcore. Fuck this game. What a piece of shit.

AVGN: Some call it a platformer game, some call it an adventure game. I classify it as a "Where the fuck do I go?" kind of game. Yeah, one of those.

AVGN: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a shitty game!

AVGN: (after finishing the car-carrying stage 4) So I get to the goal, and guess what's next? Seriously, I want आप to just take a guess what comes after this. और rings. Yeah. What kind of game is this!? Is this some sort of insanity test!? Well, I'm done. I'm sorry, but that's all I can do. This game doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit! This is unspeakably, shockingly bad. It's sickeningly loathsome! It's a fucking suffering to the mind! It's a bunch of fuck and it doesn't belong on this planet! Somebody's gotta take care of it! This is a job for the fucking Nerd! (unbuttons his कमीज, शर्ट to reveal a blue सुपरमैन shirt. Flies up to the sun and tosses the game into into it while a rock version of सुपरमैन Theme plays.)

AVGN: आप know, there's been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd... which is me. Yeah, all these years while I've been busy playing shitty games, people've been making games about myself. There's been so many games about me, I can't even keep up. Unlike the majority of games I've ripped apart, these ones were made द्वारा independent game developers, usually single handedly, all द्वारा their selves, and hopefully they will have growing careers and aspire to make better games than a whole company of Laughin' Joking Numbnuts ever could. (He's referring to the game publisher, LJN.) Another thing that makes these games different from the games I usually play, is that I have to play them on a computer. (The Nerd looks at the Commodore 64.) Hmm... (He shrugs his shoulders.) Well, anyway, the first AVGN game I'm gonna look at is: The Angry Video Game द्वारा Eric Ruth. This was the first AVGN game that ever came to my attention back in 2008. आप might be wondering: what took me so long to get around to it? Well, the answer is simple: That's how long it took to load it on my Commodore 64!

AVGN: (Commenting on the game over screen) That's ingenious. That's the best game over screen I ever saw. For real! I'm actually being dead serious. Dead fucking serious. That's brilliant, right? "You and your फ्रेंड्स are dead. Game over". It's priceless. Like, I can't believe it! Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids? Nobody ever dies in Nintendo. They're either "defeated" या they turn into an item and like float away. But here comes a game like Friday the 13th that just cuts the bullshit, shows some balls, comes flat out and says "You're fucking dead. And your friends, too." Beautiful. (Jason nods in agreement) And what if there was a sequel? It would have to say something even worse. Like, I got it. I got a good idea what it should say. It should say:
You're Dead.
Your फ्रेंड्स Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
आप Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over.
Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. आप don't know what it is to be hungry. आप don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never पार करना, क्रॉस paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll पार करना, क्रॉस someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made आप a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].

Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he आग six...
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It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, या mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit और intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation द्वारा sharks is of great importance to the...
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Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for प्यार and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted द्वारा Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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Donny: Now Ted.. आप belong to Robert now, okay, आप do what he says.
Ted: आप think आप can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... आप know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw आप on television. And I thought आप were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can आप just ई मेल me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh



Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya


Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad आप didn't mean those nasty things you

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come घर to.

This is my shelter.


It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what प्यार could be, you'll see.

I don't want प्यार to destroy...
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MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation.[2] Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several टेलीविज़न series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and his own Family Guy-like "prequel", Larry & Steve.

As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at घर and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely लोकप्रिय over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, या insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being और relatable..

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No comment..

The idea of it disturbs me..

What was wrong with people back then!?

The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed द्वारा Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

Theodore Robert...
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"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall द्वारा my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...
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