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posted by Canada24
I recently re-watched the Will Farrell movie SEMI-PRO.. And sense this story is a comedy.. It gave me an idea.

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Dash, Francis, Gerry and Packie, after finishing their खाना fight, where now actually EATING the food.

Francis ate something, that caused him to say "Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible?"

"It's called fondue" Gerry replied.

"Fon what?" Francis asked.

"Fondue... Three different cheeses melted.. That's what you're tasting.. Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently" Gerry told him.

"Well, I'm not surprised द्वारा that. The Swedes are so inventive aren't they?" Dash insisted.

"Oh, they are. - Yep. They are my प्रिय producers of pornography!" Packie insisted.

"Over share!" Dash laughed.

"He's right though.. Swedish porn was the only thing... that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in Vietnam" Gerry insisted.

"You were never in Vietnam आप jive turkey!" Francis laughed.

Everyone fell silent.

"Did आप just call me a jive turkey?" Gerry asked, with the look of murder in his face.

"No.. No he did not... He uh called आप cocksucker... R- Right-Right Francis?" Jackie nervously laughed.

"Yeah, yeah. I just called आप cocksucker" Francis insisted, now scared.

"I'm pretty sure that आप called me a jive turkey" Gerry कहा sternly.

"No, no. Now, Gerry, nobody called anyone a JT" Packie insisted.

"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!" Gerry told Francis.

"Look we're all here. We all heard what was कहा and we're in agreement.. Francis.. कहा cocksucker.. That's all he कहा about you" Packie insisted, this "somehow" being the better word.

"Dig into that fondue आप little cocksucker" Packie joked nervously.

"We like playing games, don't we?" Gerry said, still a stern voice.

"Yes.. We do we're playing one right now!" Francis insisted.

"Well.. I'm gonna दिखाना आप guys this game that I learned.. (suddenly stands up and points loaded revolver at Francis) When I was in FUCK NAM!" Gerry cried angrily.

"Oh shit!" Dash cried, actually दिखा रहा है a bit of fear.

But suddenly burst into laughter.

"Gun's not loaded!" Gerry laughed.

Everyone sighed in relief.

"You all should of seen the looks on your faces!" Gerry laughed.
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H हे बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
AppleJack: Are ya drunk या something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I प्यार आप Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: द्वारा the way. If आप die या fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living अगला to खलिहान with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If आप wanna live!? आप wanna SURVIVE!? आप gotta FIGHT FOR...
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posted by Canada24
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah संगीत at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and लॉस्ट my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...
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#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much और innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered द्वारा Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the लॉस्ट (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...
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posted by Canada24
As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this दिखाना for the violence.

And when आप know it's Japenesse, आप KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi कुतिया, मतलबी has in store..
We all प्यार Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST फ्रेंड्स FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", द्वारा pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...
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Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the अभिनय is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when पढ़ना the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 साल old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person या wheel chair person, या even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...
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So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...
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Well..
Actually it's और of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't प्यार hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much और badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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posted by Canada24
Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill या be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill या be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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posted by Canada24
This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted द्वारा young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill आप later in a बिना सोचे समझे encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If आप do the excutution हटाइए on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill प्लेबाय instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel और guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty आप couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his टिप्पणी दे about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes आप wonder rather या not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my क्लब्स cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what आप would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was दिया a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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added by Dreamtime
DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful टिप्पणियाँ towards on going people for no reason?

Game दिखाना host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed द्वारा the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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