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I recently re-watched the Will Farrell movie SEMI-PRO.. And sense this story is a comedy.. It gave me an idea.

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Dash, Francis, Gerry and Packie, after finishing their खाना fight, where now actually EATING the food.

Francis ate something, that caused him to say "Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible?"

"It's called fondue" Gerry replied.

"Fon what?" Francis asked.

"Fondue... Three different cheeses melted.. That's what you're tasting.. Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently" Gerry told him.

"Well, I'm not surprised द्वारा that. The Swedes are so inventive aren't they?" Dash insisted.

"Oh, they are. - Yep. They are my प्रिय producers of pornography!" Packie insisted.

"Over share!" Dash laughed.

"He's right though.. Swedish porn was the only thing... that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in Vietnam" Gerry insisted.

"You were never in Vietnam आप jive turkey!" Francis laughed.

Everyone fell silent.

"Did आप just call me a jive turkey?" Gerry asked, with the look of murder in his face.

"No.. No he did not... He uh called आप cocksucker... R- Right-Right Francis?" Jackie nervously laughed.

"Yeah, yeah. I just called आप cocksucker" Francis insisted, now scared.

"I'm pretty sure that आप called me a jive turkey" Gerry कहा sternly.

"No, no. Now, Gerry, nobody called anyone a JT" Packie insisted.

"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!" Gerry told Francis.

"Look we're all here. We all heard what was कहा and we're in agreement.. Francis.. कहा cocksucker.. That's all he कहा about you" Packie insisted, this "somehow" being the better word.

"Dig into that fondue आप little cocksucker" Packie joked nervously.

"We like playing games, don't we?" Gerry said, still a stern voice.

"Yes.. We do we're playing one right now!" Francis insisted.

"Well.. I'm gonna दिखाना आप guys this game that I learned.. (suddenly stands up and points loaded revolver at Francis) When I was in FUCK NAM!" Gerry cried angrily.

"Oh shit!" Dash cried, actually दिखा रहा है a bit of fear.

But suddenly burst into laughter.

"Gun's not loaded!" Gerry laughed.

Everyone sighed in relief.

"You all should of seen the looks on your faces!" Gerry laughed.
I know कहा this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing आप can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every दिन assurance..

As I कहा before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown द्वारा his own grenade...
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted द्वारा most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed द्वारा Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting बिना सोचे समझे citizen) आप look like आप struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, द्वारा the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: आप make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: आप should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate आप under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
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"Gracie, आप alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, आप animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for आप sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, अभिनय like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF आप FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy आप guys enjoyed even और then I "thought" आप people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies द्वारा an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid प्रशंसक fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my अवतार photo, can clearly guess who my प्रिय Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story द्वारा him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The शीर्षक is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1:
"Let's read कोट्स during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, आप can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and आप wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell आप how I really felt about it, but then I... I told आप the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My सवाल is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using टट्टू Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just प्यार everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching टट्टू Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the टट्टू mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov इंद्रधनुष ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, या mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit और intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation द्वारा sharks is of great importance to the...
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