I wrote this some days ago, intentionally trying to write as poorly as possible without resorting to chat language. It occurred to me that such लेखन would be good fodder not only for humor, but for critical analysts to test their analytical skills. So I invite you, dear reader, to experience the text, then write your analysis in the टिप्पणियाँ field below. Feel free to be as harsh as आप feel is necessary.

The Savannah Limes

You feel a twinge in your arm as a छोटा सुन्दर बारहसिंघ, चिकारे leaps past, and suddenly the flavor of चूना, चूने fills your mouth. Laughingly आप rest your arm on the shoulder of your companion,...