Happy New साल Achmed, maybe you'll get the 72 virgins आप wanted in 2013. या 72 goats. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Achmed is the best!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I KEEL YOU! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

haha have any of आप seen the one wehere jeff dunham like achmeds how do आप spell your name ? achemeds like aaaaaaaaa llllllll slimmm hahahahahahaha :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I प्यार how kill is spelled keel! या when he talked to a.j and कहा WTF OMG imean OMA. Totaly लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I absolutely प्यार the father and son reunion. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Achmed: Silence! I kill you! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Jeff: Achmed he's your son look at him what do आप see

Achmed: well he does have my eye *laugh*

AJ: Its true yes I do

Achmed: why the hell do आप sound like Elton John?

Jeff: After the accident when आप were seperated he was rasied in england

Aj: Did my mum miss me?

Achmed: yeah I don't know what the hell. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It is not Achmed it is AHHCKmed.
How do आप spell that?
Oh, that is easy. A.....C....PHLEGM
XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"I am a horrible parent"
"why"
"I took him to take your kid to work day....Its not funny! My wife is still pissed at me! She asked 'where's our son' and I कहा 'over there over there and up there'"

I am so excited I get to c him live again on new years eve. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i guess you're muslim.
no i'm not.
you're not muslim?
no.
why?
look at my ass. it says 'made in china'.
XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

silence!!!! i kill you! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना