Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of मशरूम drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent कछुआ, कछुए people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end द्वारा the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the टिप्पणियाँ section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope आप enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the साल 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even और powerful than...

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if आप don’t do something about it, I’ll force आप to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like आप can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about सेब pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. आप and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as आप don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have आप ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who कहा that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The अगला day, John was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found द्वारा Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the साल 1927, there is a small island town in New York named लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run द्वारा a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran द्वारा one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic ऐनीमे the other दिन and it finally came to my head. A सवाल that haunts almost EVERY single ऐनीमे and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many ऐनीमे in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES आप COULD GO TO WOULD आप PICK A CLASSROOM TO दिखाना YOUR ऐनीमे IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES आप COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another दिन in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I कहा to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, या insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those फिल्में that is hated, weather द्वारा fans, critics, या the world in general, but आप just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: टर्मिनेटर 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, प्रशंसकों were hyped for the अगला one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They कहा that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one या two characters that आप can interact with. However, there are those characters that आप just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If आप like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the सूची because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when आप pick up a rupee या are fighting enemies, she will always come and give आप सलाह that आप already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very सेकंड they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a प्रशंसक of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a प्रशंसक of Harry Potter… the पुस्तकें anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great पुस्तकें that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, आप wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the लेखक states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a सूची about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN और disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the और disturbing things in the media, द्वारा what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when आप think of Pokemon, आप think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered द्वारा a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes आप test your abilities, giving आप a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, या is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes आप wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, आप will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack द्वारा a Porygon,...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad आप see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut आप the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the अगला island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but आप have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes द्वारा train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are आप doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get आप out of here before...

So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and प्लेस्टेशन 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in प्यार with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...