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Song: link
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our प्रशंसकों squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep आप waiting.
Fluttershy: Were आप masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named चित्र Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her फ्रेंड्स at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the साल 1967. It was a beautiful दिन in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट between many cars* Yo good morning to all of आप motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of a yellow Mustang* आप better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black टट्टू in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. आप gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do आप like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are आप talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, आप got इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her फ्रेंड्स got their sexy marks changed as well. इंद्रधनुष Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from तारा, स्टार Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading तारा, स्टार Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: आप SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get इंद्रधनुष Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, आप seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank आप Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. आप know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to हटाइए around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What are आप talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
और Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the दिखाना itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my फ्रेंड्स man! If there's a दिखाना that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Standing अगला to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is अगला to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank आप notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some लेखाए from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one और thing about this series आप should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope आप enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told आप to!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No और Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did आप forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, इंद्रधनुष Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't आप be फ्रेंड्स with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're फ्रेंड्स with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your अगला plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why आप never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: आप told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating इंद्रधनुष Dash, द्वारा using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आग away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: आप can't fight anypony with a gun if आप can't dodge the bullets.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What do आप want?
Discord: To kill you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh no आप don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: She just कहा my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that आप got rid of my gun. आप know what I'm gonna do now?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Discord was about to पंच her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* आप failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told आप to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at इंद्रधनुष Dash* She's dead.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no आप don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are आप alright?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge आप to a wrestling match!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope आप शामिल होइए us for the सेकंड half of our show.
Song: link
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our प्रशंसकों squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep आप waiting.
Fluttershy: Were आप masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named चित्र Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her फ्रेंड्स at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the साल 1967. It was a beautiful दिन in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट between many cars* Yo good morning to all of आप motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of a yellow Mustang* आप better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black टट्टू in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. आप gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do आप like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are आप talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, आप got इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her फ्रेंड्स got their sexy marks changed as well. इंद्रधनुष Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from तारा, स्टार Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading तारा, स्टार Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: आप SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get इंद्रधनुष Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, आप seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes इंद्रधनुष Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank आप Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. आप know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to हटाइए around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What are आप talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
और Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the दिखाना itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my फ्रेंड्स man! If there's a दिखाना that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Standing अगला to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is अगला to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank आप notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some लेखाए from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one और thing about this series आप should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope आप enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told आप to!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No और Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did आप forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, इंद्रधनुष Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't आप be फ्रेंड्स with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're फ्रेंड्स with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your अगला plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why आप never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: आप told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating इंद्रधनुष Dash, द्वारा using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आग away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: आप can't fight anypony with a gun if आप can't dodge the bullets.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What do आप want?
Discord: To kill you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh no आप don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: She just कहा my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that आप got rid of my gun. आप know what I'm gonna do now?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Discord was about to पंच her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* आप failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told आप to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at इंद्रधनुष Dash* She's dead.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no आप don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are आप alright?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge आप to a wrestling match!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope आप शामिल होइए us for the सेकंड half of our show.