Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back,he had cane marks all over his bottom
He कहा that it was from when the warden whacked so hard

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(whip sound)Ahh

Once there was this girl who swore that one दिन she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap

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(whack sound)Ahh

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They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights

And then,there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to,he found that Mr.Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it,it's always just been there

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