Oops! This poor ABC News anchor probably had no idea how much he resembled the rapist in this news segment!


Matthew Cornwell & Brooke Jaye Taylor in "Becky & Barry: The Series"

"Airport Douchery" - (L-R): Alice Toohey, Sonora Chase, Jennifer Lee Weaver

A popular illustration of Catoast antigravity device (taken from uncyclopedia - creator did not provide his name)

"Act-Anon" - poster

"Bad Therapy" - poster

Taylor Brock
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught आप sleeping at your desk? Here is what आप can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 मिनट power-nap as described in that time management course आप sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the चोटी, शीर्ष off the White-Out आप probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did आप interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 मिनट power-nap as described in that time management course आप sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the चोटी, शीर्ष off the White-Out आप probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did आप interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."