Hello all आप fuck boys in fuck boy bands. I'm sure आप all know why we've joined this club- to dedicate our lives to God's प्रिय anti-band, Waterparks, also known as Parx, Parx Boiz या Awsten Knight Is A Poser.
But how well do we really know this band? Well, I'm here to rustle your jimmies, slow down your jellybeans, and hide under your porch because boy do I have some scorching hot चाय for you.
Waterparks, and the members, are a lie
Now what has brought me to this spicey conclusion, आप may ask? Well, after a साल and a half of worship I finally opened my third eye. To save आप from all that...
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