For the record: I did not write this, I प्यार Twilight and I प्यार Edward. I just found this really, really funny.
I think Stephenie Meyer is an amazing author, and this is not meant to be disrespectful to her in any way.
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Duskiness
Edward leaned toward me, his perfect face inches from mine. His sweet, delicious breath ghosted over my face. His golden eyes glowed with love.
“How do आप like it?” he whispered, his velvet voice purring in my ear.
I couldn’t respond, so dazzled was I द्वारा his sparkling skin. He shone like a diamond in the sun, a godlike...
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